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Date Posted: 12:37:49 03/08/99 Mon
Author: THE REN MAN, NOT THE RE
Subject: Re: A day at the bar.....
In reply to: The Re 's message, "A day at the bar....." on 12:36:25 03/08/99 Mon

> Soon, everyone will fear...
>
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> .jpg">
>
>
> The Renaissance Man!!
>
>
>

>
>

We see the mighty
> Renaissance Man at his local bar in downtown Toronto.
> He's sitting on a stool and glugging back his
> favourite CANADIAN beer, Labatt
> Ice. He starts talking to the bartender
>
> Ren Man: This is good
> sh*t. I haven't gotten to come by in a while, so I'm
> really glad I'm here with you guys. Especially you
> Moe(the bartender).
>
> Moe: Yeah, it's good to
> see you back again. So, how's it going in the FOWWW? I
> heard you were a really good wrestler there. Still got
> most of the belts??
>
> Ren Man: I've gone to a
> new, better fed. The FOWWW was dying and the
> competition was all sh*tty except for some. In this
> new fed, I can have a fresh start since it just
> opened. I got my first match next week vrs. this
> sh*tty british guy who thinks he's good.
>
> Moe: Well, it's too bad
> to hear you're not in the FOWWW anymore. I'm sure
> you'll do much better in this fed. What's the name
> anyways??
>
> Ren Man: It's called
> Big Time Wrestling. I'm going to make the big time
> here, I just know it.
>
>

The Ren Man finishes off his
> beer. He asks for another one from Moe. Moes leaves to
> the back area to fetch him one. From the back of the
> bar comes a big man and he taps the Ren Man on the
> shoulder
>
>
> Big Man: Hey, I heard
> you joined that really crappy fed BTW. All the
> competition there sucks, especially you. You're the
> worst f*cking wrestler I've ever seen in my life.
>
> Ren Man: I'm sorry, is
> there a problem?
>
> Big Man: Yeah, you. I
> should be a wrestler. I betcha I could take you right
> now without even sweating.
>
>

Everyone in the bar starts
> cheering. The Ren Man puts down his beer, and stands
> up to the big man who is a tiny bit taller than him.
> The big man picks up the Ren Man and tosses him into
> the wall. The Ren Man gets up with a big grin on his
> face at the big man laughs. The big man swings at the
> Ren Man, but the Ren Man ducks and bodyslams the man
> onto the counter of the bar. The Ren Man gets up there
> with him and helps the big man up. He sets him up and
> gives him a double-arm DDT onto the counter. The big
> man is out. Moe comes from the back area only to find
> his bar messed up and broken stuff everywhere. He
> screams at the Ren Man
>
> Moe: WHAT THE F*CK DID
> YOU DO?? You're going to pay big for this!!
>
>

The Ren Man pulls out a very
> big wad of cash out of his pocket and shakes Moes hand
> with it
>
>
> Moe: Hey, did I just
> yell at you buddy old pal? You know you're always
> welcome here. We've been pals for years. Hey, take a
> beer on me right now.
>
> Ren Man: Well, I gotta
> get going. Got places to go, people to see, you know,
> the works.
> It's good seeing you again, and I'll stop by soon.
>
>

The Ren Man leaves the
> messed up bar and he starts walking down the street.
> He speaks...
>
>
> Ren Man: That was just
> a typical thing that happens all the time with me.
> Everyone thinks they're better than me and want to
> show me up. They all have to learn the hard way. I
> would suggest to my opponents just forfeiting the
> match, cause the outcome will always be the same. THE
> REN MAN WINS BY TOTAL BLOWOUT. You will soon learn the
> immense power of the Renaissance Man!!
>
>
> Prepare to be destroyed at the hands of the
> Renaissance Man!!!
> > size=4>

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