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Date Posted: 14:11:49 03/25/99 Thu
Author: *The Sensualist* Debonair Hauer w/Hysteria
Subject: Pulling the Wool Over Everyone's eyes....(Brass and All Wrestlers read)

(Scene opens up inside the BTW headquarters, it is a budy day as many members of the BTW brass are hard at work planning for the upcoming card on Saturday, the offices of Chris Lombardi and Jimmy Jailbird can be seen along with a corner office for Badgerman and one for Massive Violence as well, Debonair Hauer and Hysteria then walk through the front door of the arena to do their weekly wrestler check ins for the show and as soon as they walk through the door many employees just stare in awe at Hauer, one man finally has the nerve to speak up)

(Man): Mr. Hauer....have you taken any recent offense to the comments of BTW wrestler "Sugar" Ray James?

(Hauer looks at the gentleman with an odd face)

(Hauer): Who?

(The man looks confused as he repeates the name)

(Man): Ray James....wrestling legend.

(Hauer shakes his head)

(Hauer): I'm afraid I have never heard that name before....I've heard of such legends as Destructo, Haertbreak Meyers, Chris King and Bane....but never of a man by the name of Ray James.

(The BTW employees look as if they have missed something)

(Man): But last night....we were informed that Ray James was seen with a Miss Shaia, and he used to be with Tawny....

(Hysteria and Hauer exchange glances)

(Hysteria): I'm afraid you must be mistaken....Debonair and myself recently spent time in Greece after our victory against the Devil's advocates, we left Silencer in charge of the Knights for our brief stint of absence....but who is this Ray James character, he sounds as if he has highlighted an old western.

(The employees begin to converse among themselves as a big BTW corporate leader breaks down and begins to weep upon hearing the news, three of his employees attend to him)

(Leader): The ratings....the ratings have taken yet another downfall.

(Hysteria and Hauer listen in as they respond to the man's comments)

(Hauer): Excuse me....but why the breakdown? Why are the ratings dropping?

(The corporate leader continues to cry as Hauer and Hysteria wait for responses)

(Hysteria): Look I have a match with Lance Hawkins this weekend to train for and I don't need this bullshit before I do so....please explain what in the hell in going on here, we have been in Greece for the past week, you mean to tell us that some no-name wrestler has been parading around with a bunch of fake women.

(Leader): Yes....I suppose so, are you lying? Because the police found Tawny dead yesterday.....in a Grenada, Spain building.

(Hysteria and Hauer exchange glances of shock once again as Hysteria pulls out a legit flight ticket receit for a trip to Athens, Greece)

(Hauer): Tawny returned? What the hell? She's dead....I left her in the back of my mind a while ago....

(Hysteria): Perhaps it's better she is dead....for the betrayal left you in shambles some time ago.

(The leader and employees believe there is a sham for sure now as the corporate man responds)

(Leader): But Hysteria....you loved Tawny.

(Hysteria laughs mockingly)

(Hysteria): I've never even met the betrayer of my brother....I don't understand this at all.

(Hauer shakes his head and he rubs his chin trying to put it all together as the employees speak to the bigwig and he breaks down again)

(Hysteria): Why do you continue to cry about falling ratings? What is underway?

(Leader): Ray James is doing an interview segement and I have been hearing that the ratings are up for the new Jordan Knight video and down for our program....he is not a crowd favorite.

(Hysteria): This Ray James character, when did he enter the BTW?

(Leader): Recently....you honestly are speaking the truth, aren't you? Well, everyone listen....tell the front office and President that we have two murder suspects on the loose parading around as Hysteria and Debonair Hauer....tell the police to put out an APB.

(The employees nod as Hysteria and Hauer grin at each other and head into the office of the corporate leader to await his entrance, Hauer whispers something to Hysteria)

(Hauer): So I take it those two really are good....probably good that we hired them to feud with this Ray James character, he has no idea what is in store for him, yet he does have a match this weekend with me, doesn't he?

(Hysteria): Or does he?

(Hauer laughs softly as Hysteria pulls out a picture from his wallet)

(Hysteria): Damn....I suppose some accent tapering, some bleached skin and fine wine can do a lot for you....and even better, a fake betrayer and her death....rather funny if you put the pieces together, and the police will never figure it out, I call that fine tuning the system to our direction....and last, should we address this Sugar Ray character?

(Hauer shakes his head)

(Hauer): The Knights have informed me he is a pushover....I suppose we let him find out the hard way what is going on and see how he deals with it....I tell you, when you have the intelligence to pull something like this off, then you know positive things will occur.

(Hauer and Hysteria begin to laugh and they pull roses from their respective pockets as the corporate leader makes his way back into the office after checking the ratings)

(Hauer): Dreams Lost, Dreams Found.

(Hysteria): Away to Infinity.

(Scene ends as Hauer and Hysteria both take seats in the office of the corporate leader as the scene fades to black)

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