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Subject: Re: Just for chuckles

Author:
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Date Posted: 16:39:51 02/23/05 Wed
In reply to: lara 's message, "Re: Just for chuckles" on 16:38:40 02/23/05 Wed

I meant copy not cooy! : )

>these are hysterical! I am going to send a cooy to my
>mom! Thanks deb!
>
>
>>Just sharing a little tongue-in-cheek humour sent to
>>me to make you smile. Have a good day!
>>
>>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>>
>>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>>
>>SHOPPING MATH
>>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't
>>need.
>>
>>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>>A woman worries about the future until she gets a
>>husband.
>>A man never worries about the future until he gets a
>>wife.
>>A successful man is one who makes more money than his
>>wife can spend.
>>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>>
>>HAPPINESS
>>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
>>and love him a little.
>>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
>>not try to understand her at all.
>>
>>LONGEVITY
>>Married men live longer than single men do, but
>>married men are a lot more willing to die.
>>
>>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
>>doesn't.
>>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
>>and she does.
>>
>>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
>>new argument.
>>
>>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING
>>MARRIED
>>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me
>>in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
>>They stopped after I started doing the same thing to
>>them at funerals.

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