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Subject: Re: Pet Truths....TGIF!

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mrsk

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Date Posted: 15:47:34 02/25/05 Fri
In reply to: Deb 's message, "Pet Truths....TGIF!" on 10:43:31 02/25/05 Fri

>Some self-evident truths about pets...
>
>Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy
>a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for
>the next 20 minutes.
>
>Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they
>are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of
>one who suffered from insomnia.
>
>Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment
>their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10
>minutes sooner.
>
>Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.
>
>Dogs shed, cats shred.
>
>I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a
>weird religious cult?
>
>No one appreciates the very special genius of your
>conversation as the dog does.
>
>I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.
>
>We wonder why dogs always drink out of our toilets,
>but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans
>keep peeing into their water bowls?
>
>Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs
>should relax and get used to the idea.
>
>In order to keep a true perspective of one's
>importance, everyone should have a dog that will
>worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
>
>Have a wonderful weekend!
>Deb

those are totally true. I know that my 4 cats certainly think I am their staff :)

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