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Date Posted: 04:54:39 07/23/01 Mon
Author: TeeBo
Subject: USEFUL SPANISH PHRASES

HERE ARE SUM USEFUL SPANISH PHRASES FOR ALL SPAIN RAVERS:

Tu eres estupido con una barba amarillo
(You are stupid with a yellow beard)
Tu ojo comico energico!
(You funny energetic eye!)
Los libros tacano son calvo con un disco de hockey!
(The greedy books are bald with a hockey puck)
Hockey es un lunar
(Hockey is a mole)
Tu hacer comer el anillo pobre o mado el pupitre loco!
(You have to eat the poor ring or kill the crazy desk!)
Mi libro es un disco de golf loco
(My book is a crazy golf puck)
¿Te gusta visitar mi pecas?
(You like to visit my freckles?)
El chocolate blanco abburido es muy azul en buttones de futbol
(The boring white chocolate is very blue in soccer buttons)
Barbas tacanos son comico calvo
(Greedy beards are funny bald)
Tu eres un lavar comica ojo
(You are a funny eye wash)
Libros y futbol son muy calvo con paraguas azul lucha libre
(Books and soccer are very bald with blue wrestling umbrellas)
Lavar gato y futbol azul y banderas hockey son uno
(Cat wash and blue soccer and hockey flags are one)
Espanol es un bandera y englis es atletico
(Spanish is a flag and English is athletic)
Tu eres un espanol cubano grande gordo pantalones estupido
(You are a big fat cuban spanish stupid pants)
Los jeans tacano cuatro son my tonte
(The four greedy jeans are very silly)
Me gusta beber pantalones enorme con queso
(I like to drink enourmous pants with cheese)
Me encanta gust hacer beber futbol americano
(I love like have drink football)
Tu hacer pasar el caballo!
(You have to vaccum the horse!)
Mirar el gate tacano, el necestito una blusa!
(Watch the greedy cat, he needs a blouse!)
Manana, nosotros visitar los platos
(Tommorow, we visit the plates)
Ay, hacer chico estupido
(Ah, do him stupid)
No comer los cubanos por favor
(Please do not eat the cubans)
Yo rio con queso chocolate
(I laugh with chocolate cheese)
Me encanta escuchar el cesped
(I love to listen to the lawn)
Tu trabahas el zoologico!
(You work the zoo!)
Nosotros celebramos las ropas
(We celebrate the clothes)
Tu montas mi casa!
(You ride my house!)
Yo beber caballos cubano
(I drink cuban horses)
Tu comer las medias tacano verde
(You eat greedy green pantyhose)
Tu disco de gate es muy feo
(Your cat puck is very ugly)
¿Tu tiene una barba estupido?
(You have a stupid beard?)
Mis anteojos azules son muy cubano
(My blue glasses are very cuban)
Mi bata azul son tu es grande
(My blue bathrobe are you is big)
Yo lleva estupido
(I'm wearing stupid)
Nosotros somos comer los cardos
(We are eat the cards)
¿Cual es tu caballo? Mi numero es los platos!
(What is your horse? My number is the plates!)
Tu aguila pelo azules estupido
(You stupid blue-haired eagle!)
Ay! El emparedado amarillo es en Cuba!
(Ah! The yellow sandwich is in Cuba!)
Gatos chocolates son uno-dos-tres
(Chocolate cats are 1-2-3)
El gato chocolate tacano es lava el caballo!
(The greedy chocolate cat is washing the horse!)
El gato es come las uvas con un caballo viejo cubano!
(The cat is eating grapes with an old Cuban horse!)

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