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Date Posted: 14:07:03 01/14/05 Fri
Author: Sarah
Subject: The gene pool needs a little chlorine...

And the mother is proud of her son's academic accomplishments. It's scary to think that six years from now, this kid will be paying child support to his baby's momma. The stupidity spreads further:

I was packing my 10 year old son's backpack and I came across his homework. The assignment was to take the spelling list and write sentences for each word. Here is the list. I swear, I am not making this up. -- Nikki Nelson-Hicks
[List by Daniel]

Sorry- I feel sorry for the bird that is about to get hit by that truck.

Duty- I feel it is my duty to fight squirrels.

Fiery- They are hitting me with their fiery acorns.

Ugly- Those birds are pretty ugly up in that in tree.

Empty & Hungry- Odd, the fridge is completely empty and I am hungry.

Turkey- Man, some turkey would be nice right now.

Envy- I am getting envy from the guy that doesn't have to do this.

Lazy- I am too lazy to get up and turn on the tv so I use the remote.

Honey- Honey is disgusting, bees throw it up and then we put it in a jar and eat it.

Lonely- Life is very lonely without videogames.

Hockey- Hockey is the only game that lets you break bones without getting sued.

Marry- Marry...what sentence has the word marry in it?

Valley- I will throw this off in a valley and into a river when I am done with it.

Fifty- On the fiftyth day of Christmas, my teacher gave me this lame assignment.

Medley- Medley, what the crap does medley mean?

Ready- Get ready for stuff to happen- big, big stuff.

Movie- Can't think of a sentence for movie either.

Monkey- Monkeys...who doesn't like monkeys?

Imaginary- I hope this stupid assignment is imaginary.

Mercy- When I take over the world, I will show no mercy.

I think Saddam said the same thing.

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