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Date Posted: 09:43:24 06/03/06 Sat
Author: Sarah
Subject: Who to vote for....

Who to vote for

A lot of voters are getting a little bored with the 2-party system. Even the Reform Party and the Libertarian Party aren't making much of a showing this year. So the editors at Shagmail have created a list of the Top Ten independent political parties we'd like to see in the 2008 Presidential election.

10. The Crack Party... We're split down the middle.

9. The Mouth Party... And you're invited to come(delete o add u delete e)

9. The Gay/NRA Party... We're here, we're queer. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

7. The Pity Party... C'mon, we never win anything. Vote for us once, will ya?

6. The Private Party... No comment.

5. The Cocktail Party... Co@k and Tail - does it get any better than this?

4. The Search Party... Looking for members.

3. The Keg Party... Dude, we could so totally run the country.

2. Non-partisan party... We believe in what you believe in.

And the number 1 independent political party we'd like to see:

1. The Beaver Party... Oh, forget it - we've already got Bush.

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