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Subject: Ninety-nine things you need to know

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Shelby

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Date Posted: 18:12:55 12/31/04 Fri

There are ninety-nine things you need to know:

1. There are more than ninety-nine things you need to know.

2. Nobody knows how many things there are to know.

3. It's more than three.

4. There is no way of knowing how many things you need to know.

5. Some of the things you need to know are things you already know.

6. Some of the things you need to know are things you only think you know.

7. Some of the things you need to know are things you used to know and then forgot.

8. Some of the things you need to know are things you only thought you forgot and actually still know.

9. Some of the things you need to know are things you know but don't really know you know.

10. Some of the things you need to know are things you don't yet know you need to know.

11. Some of the things you think you need to know are things you probably don't really need to know.

12. Some of the things you need to know are things known only by people you don't know.

13. Some of the things you need to know are things nobody knows.

14. Some of the things you need to know are unknowable.

15. Some of the things you need to know are things that can only be imagined.

16. At any time the list of things you need to know can be abruptly suspended.

Now you know.

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