- Brockworth Ryder Cup -- Keith, 20:20:06 09/02/10 Thu [1]
9 o clock first tee off , so 8.15 ish meet , team colours white . Just in case anybody is in any doubt this is an absolute must win , which as soon as you see wayne friday morning im sure you will agree .
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- greensomes -- forest hills champion, 13:43:15 08/30/10 Mon [1]
Good partner that Addy Lewis , i reckon he should enter the 22 hcap world championship he would piss it !
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- greensomes -- pricewise, 17:15:58 08/27/10 Fri [1]
Slightly disagree with oddschecker , not seeing it as one sided an event as he does , think this is one of the most open events of the entire year . Looking at the pairs i couldnt rule any team out , so its 4/1 jamo and cooky ; 6/1 kenny and shaun ; 8/1 all other teams
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- Greensomes -- OoM Champ, 18:48:41 08/25/10 Wed [1]
Math's lesson needed for somebody.
T Domiguez 24, P Dominguez 11
Combined = 35/2 = 17.5
We will be playing off 18 not 14.
Regards
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- Greensomes -- odds checker, 19:54:48 08/24/10 Tue [1]
must only be a market for 2nd place with the pairing of cookie and jamo to win by a distance.
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- Greensomes -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:17:24 08/24/10 Tue [1]
Line up and 50% of combined handicaps:
Jameson & Cook 7
Evans, C & Lyons 12
Dominguez & Dominguez 14
Evans, M & White 15
Smith & King 18
Tout, S & Howard 20
Skinner & Lewis 20
Delves & Charles 20
Thomas & Major 22
Knight & Dunn 22
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- Blobby Davro -- Cyder Cup Legend, 18:23:38 08/19/10 Thu [1]
Tony will not be playing this weekend. Taking a Sergio break.
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- Blobby Dominguez -- pricewise, 18:03:26 08/18/10 Wed [1]
0-2 blobs 5/1 , 3-5 blobs 6/4, 6-8 blobs 1/1 , 9 blobs + 4/1 ,
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- cirencester -- pricewise, 17:58:44 08/18/10 Wed [1]
N Crowther 4/1 ; S Tout , M Evans 6/1 ; P Smith , P dominguez 8/1 ; J Lyons , M Jameson 10/1 ; K Skinner , D Knight , W Thomas , A White 16/1 ; S Dunn , A Lewis 20/1 , Blobby Dominguez 100/1 .
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- Smithy -- OoM Champ, 08:37:55 08/18/10 Wed [1]
What a load of shit, Smithy knows every bunker and break on the greens at ciren. Home course advantage is like having 6 points before you even tee off against the feidl in my eyes.
Smithy to win comfortably.
Knighter, Delves or Skinner to be there or there abouts.
regards
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- ciren -- Smithy, 17:40:58 08/17/10 Tue [1]
col should do well as he can fire some loose shots and not get punished!Gus off his inflated handicap could get nearer 50 points than 40 on a very gentle easy track.
my 30's points will never be enough off of a handicap 3 lower than my club handicap
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- Cirencester -- OoM Champ, 14:41:11 08/17/10 Tue [1]
Smithy, dead cert of all dead certs, cannot possibly loose on his home track.
2nd Kieth Skinner
3rd Nick Delves or Dave Knight
Regards
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- Cirencester Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:34:10 08/17/10 Tue [1]
Delves
Tout,S
Skinner
Jameson
Thomas
Knight
Smith
Evans,M
Dunn
Lewis
White
Burford
Dominguez,P
Dominguez,Blobby
Crowther
Where's your money?
Lyons
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- Line Up for Woodlake Park -- Cyder Cup Legend, 18:58:30 08/09/10 Mon [1]
N Delves
S TOut
K Skinner
M Jameson
P Dominguez
T Dominguez
S Dunn
W Thomas
D Knight
P Smith
A White
J Lyons
J King
A Lewis
Don't say you can't be on you can't be lookin?
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- Watching your ball off the tee -- Frustrated ball looker, 18:56:20 08/09/10 Mon [1]
If you can't watch your ball off the tee, buy yellow golf balls.
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- jamo retaining the turd -- pricewise, 06:54:42 08/06/10 Fri [1]
jamo retaining the turd is a 6/1 shot , advice is save your money , wont happen , cant happen ...... then again it might !
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- Jamo Retaining The Turd? -- Blobby, 21:26:54 08/05/10 Thu [1]
Can I have an odds check on Jameson retaining the turd please?
After swansea the general consensus is that 10 shots may just about see him through the front 9 and that being anialated on the longest drive by a 3 wood has crushed the once great mans confidence.
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- club champ -- pricewise, 18:18:50 08/05/10 Thu [1]
take sd out of last list , typo
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- non runners , new odds for club champs -- pricewise, 18:15:34 08/05/10 Thu [1]
4/1 ce , pd ; 5/1 st , wt ; 8/1 jl , mj ; 16/1 ks , aw , nd dk ; 25/1 kh , rm , sd , td , al
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- Non Runners -- Cyder Cup Legend, 10:42:29 08/05/10 Thu [1]
Non runners: Chris Skinner, Mike Evans.
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- Club Champ -- Jeremy Chapman, 22:06:52 08/04/10 Wed [1]
quite a few with chances here but I'm recommending you side with 2 in form and improving golfers.
Its going to take a classy performance to take the trophy and look no further than Colm Evans for an outright win. For those looking for more value try a small e/w on Roy Major, the new G10 could see him run in to a place at a big price.
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- club championship -- pricewise, 22:31:57 08/03/10 Tue [1]
great course , looking at handicaps very open event , looking at previous winning marks lots of players with chances . 5/1 pd , ce , me ; 6/1 st , wt ; 16/1 nd , mj , jl ; 20/1 ks , aw , dk ; 25/1 al , kh ; 33/1 rm , cs , td
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- Club Championship -- Cyder Cup Legend, 21:47:58 08/02/10 Mon [1]
16 tee it up for this years club championship at the Wychwood:
delves
tout,s
skinner,k
Jameson
dominguez x 2
Thomas
evans,c
evans,m
Howard
major
Lyons
knight
White
skinner,c
lewis
what say you pricewise?
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- Ross -- OoM Champ, 15:07:07 07/21/10 Wed [1]
Can't really see past Wayne Thomas as this weeks winner, shot 35 points last year off 14, has 18 to play with this time around so must be highly fancied to do well on Saturday.
Tight course will suit Touty as well so i'd be surprised if they are not in the top 3 somewhere.
One last thing, 'Jamo to to go up to 9.5 hcp after Saturdays round!!'
Regards
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- Ross-on-Wye -- Cyder Cup Legend, 11:49:26 07/21/10 Wed [1]
£5 e/w on Keith Skinner. Former winner at Ross and always worth a punt if he can get the wedge and putting going.
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- ross -- pricewise, 06:46:49 07/21/10 Wed [1]
favourite once again the spanish water boy , after another win last week and only a one shot cut . 3/1 pd ; 5/1 st ; 6/1 ce , wt ; 10/1 ps ; 16/1 aw , nd ,ks ,dk ; 33/1 jl ,td ,jk ,sd , tf , al .
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- Ross -- OoM Champ, 20:27:09 07/20/10 Tue [1]
Should we try and get two more for when Wayne drops out?
I hear Debs has asked him to cut the lawn this weekend so he might not be able to make it.
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- Ross-on-Wye Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:05:46 07/20/10 Tue [1]
Ross-on-Wye line up as follows:
Delves
Tout,S
Skinner,K
White
Thomas
Knight
Dominguez TWINS
Smith
King
Evans,C
Dunn
Lyons
Faulkner
Lewis
1 more needed to make it up to 16.
Matchplay Quarter Finals taking place:
Tout V White
Thomas V Knight
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- Gus -- Jeremy Chapman, 08:45:39 07/17/10 Sat [1]
Tipping nonsense.
Look no further than touty this week. 8-1 is an each way steal.
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- jazz festival/bbq -- wayno (hurt), 00:54:20 07/17/10 Sat [1]
cant, believe you spiteful gits!(especially my cyder cup collegues,who had me to sink the winning putt yet again.step up to the plate somebody.)you know i would rather be with you lot,but sometimes i have no choice but to give in. if i dont deb might stab me and i know you dont want that do you? i promise i will be back for ross so look out knighter im coming to get you in the matchplay.miss you allxxx
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- Pricewise - Alice Springs -- Gus, 15:40:13 07/16/10 Fri [1]
Favourite for Alice Springs has to be Steve Dunn, big handicap which he can play too comfortably round this short course.
He will be hard to beat, Knighter likely to give him a run for his money along with Jammo who has allot of shots to play with now.
Regards
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- alice springs -- pricewise, 21:17:57 07/15/10 Thu [1]
5/1 pd ; 6/1 ce ; 8/1 st ; 12/1 nd , ks , mj , aw , ac ; 20/1 sd , dk , jl , al , 33/1 kh , td , rm , lt . Tricky course most have played before although most havent recorded great scores . The worse the weather the less chance for high hcaps , once again heading the market manuels love child ,
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- Jazz Mong - BBQ Prep -- Gus (Disappointed), 21:03:41 07/15/10 Thu [1]
So thats 2 weeks in a row that 'Fryer Thomas Jazz Mong' is snubbing the Brockworth Golf Tour.
He's played more games for the legion in July than he has for the Brock Tour too.
If he manages to get his omlette head to the next tour event in a weeks time i'm not talking to him or acknowledging his existance.
Regards
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- Jazz Mong -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:17:58 07/15/10 Thu [1]
News just in - Wayne can't make Saturday as he is having a BBQ in the evening and Deb says he has to help get ready for it. I think this is known as being under the thumb - any thoughts on how he might grow a pair?
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- Jazzy -- Smokey bandit, 21:30:24 07/14/10 Wed [1]
1 shot penalty per cigarette lit.
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- Jazz Twat -- Cyder Cup Legend, 21:12:27 07/14/10 Wed [1]
Good shout Gus, its a fucking disgrace. Basically it was a Kenny G concert.
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- Alice Springs - Jazz twat -- Gus, 16:47:04 07/14/10 Wed [1]
headcover + walking Alice Springs
At least!
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- Alice Springs -- Cyder Cup Legend, 15:26:44 07/14/10 Wed [1]
One more for the line up (Cooky):
Delves
Tout,S
Skinner
Jameson
Dominguez Twins
Thomas
Knight
Evans,C
Major
Howard
Dunn
White
Lyons
Tout,L
Lewis
Cook
What say you pricewise?
Oh and what punishment should someone who goes to a Jazz festival instead of playing golf receive? I'm thinking maybe they should walk Alice Springs on Saturday?
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- Alice Springs Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 14:42:59 07/13/10 Tue [1]
Delves
Tout,S
Skinner
Jameson
Dominguez Twins
Thomas
Knight
Evans,C
Major
Howard
Dunn
White
Lyons
Tout,L
Lewis
What say you pricewise?
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- burghill -- zurich insider, 08:41:30 07/10/10 Sat [1]
Gus has played the course before and played twice last weekend. There is no excuse for him not to win. 11/4 looks big, snap it up.
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- jazz festival -- pricewise, 16:49:01 07/09/10 Fri [1]
a jazz festival ! Could have been his big chance un qualify 4 champion of champions , still new prices 11/4 gus ; 10/1 ps , mj rest unchanged
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- Burghill -- Cyder Cup Legend, 11:43:57 07/09/10 Fri [1]
Pricewise, I have some late tournament news. The favourite has pulled out in favour of a jazz festival, yes you read that right, a jazz festival.
The first three holes look short but after that, it looks pretty decent.
Surely Gus is favourite now?
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- burghill valley -- pricewise, 18:28:44 07/08/10 Thu [1]
short course with only gus to my knowledge to have played here before , couple of players superbly well handicapped and several others definitely capable off their marks . 7/2 wt ; 4/1 pd ; 8/1 st ; 10/1 ks , ce , me , nd ; 14/1 mj ; 16/1 dk , ps , jl , aw ; 25/1 td ;
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- Cyder Cup Colours -- Gus, 21:56:17 07/07/10 Wed [1]
Team Kinger/Delves have only just invested in a white and bright pink shirt especially for the cyder cup, seems a shame to waste them so why dont team delves be the 'Pink' team from now on?
Just a thought.
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- Cyder Cup -- Taylor, 15:12:47 07/07/10 Wed [1]
Congrats to Team 'Blue' a deserved victory. Special mentions to Gus and Knighter who I played against, both are much improved players and tough opponents. Looking forward to next year already although I'm gonna try and not eat as much because my belly is now wok-tastic. Well done Smithy for organising it all, JK's a big lemon but a jolly nice fella. And as usual well done Shaun Nick Keith and rest of commitee for keeping the society running so smoothly, I'll be back on a more regular basis next year so watch out!
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- Cyder Cup - The Future -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:53:20 07/07/10 Wed [1]
With the captaincy handing back to the original Cyder Cup Captains, Mr's Tout and Delves, planning for the future of the Cyder Cup is under way.
Moving forward, we are planning on adding some identity to each team by fixing the colours with which they are associated.
If you look at the Cyder Cup pages of the website, the theme running through them is that one team is blue and one red and ironically, these are the colours of the footy teams that the original captains support (touty = blue, nick = red).
Moving forward then, Cyder Cup colours will be blue, red and white. In 2011, team tout will wear white on one day and blue on the other, with team delves sporting white on one day and red on the other.
We can carry this forward on to thr trophy when it comes time to engrave it. At the moment, its not easy to understand which team has won year to year as the teams are known as "Team Surname". Going froward this will show, the Reds or the Blues with the winning captain alongside it.
Most people have probably to a red and a blue polo shirt, so no worries there.
Small changes to an already legendary event.
Roll on hat-trick year.
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- Burghill Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:44:10 07/07/10 Wed [1]
Delves
Tout
Skinner, K
Jameson
The Dominguez Twins
Thomas
Evans, C
Knight
Smith
Crowther
Lyons
Evans,M
White
What say you pricewise?
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- Attire -- Touty CC Captain 2004 & 11, 19:02:48 07/06/10 Tue [1]
We're wearing our pants on the outside of trousers so...
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- cyder cup shirts -- keith, 18:22:09 07/06/10 Tue [1]
Great idea nick , i love the idea of the caps maybe you could get a costing on an idea i have that should defo swing it our way next year , footjoy shoes with our own pink cyder cup 2011 and our names on white shoes . Should be around 130 i think, so with the 45 about 175 total . Now if that doesnt swing it our way nothing will !
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- Cyder Cup 2011 -- Nick, 17:32:06 07/06/10 Tue [1]
I think we missed a trick with the shirts and should have got them with our names on the back as well.
We could also look into getting embroidered caps?
I just think we were a little half hearted this time around and need to go all the way in 2011 if we are going to have any chance at all of stopping the hatrick.
I'll look into it and let everyone know what the cost will be, about £45 each should do it.
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- CYDER CUP -- SMITHY (ELATION), 07:29:54 07/06/10 Tue [1]
Cheers Keith shame the rest of your team didn't perform as you did !! Hats off to Wayne ,Touty,Col and Gus all maximum point scorers. Well done all my team hat trick next year!!
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- cyder cup -- loser, 19:05:45 07/05/10 Mon [1]
congratulations team smith , excellent pairings day one sealed the deal . Two great courses for the formats we played and spot on hotel , pissed off to lose but cracking two days , well done especially to the two points scorers . We will try and make it a bit tighter next year , hopefully !
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- cyder cup -- sevvy, 08:18:28 07/04/10 Sun [1]
si si bueno bueno captain john you can do thees si si get the cyder cupio bueno bueno bolloxio to teem smeefio
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- cyder cup -- fabio capello, 08:11:41 07/04/10 Sun [1]
to peter smeef you may er lose er but you and er your team io playo er very good gameio , come on io captaina johnio you can er leadio your teamio to a er beeg winio go johnnyo breeng eet homio , amore fabio
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- PREPARATION -- Smithy, 21:13:31 07/01/10 Thu [1]
thanks to my team for a good turn out last night.
Feel the tide turning our way now
evo and cookie look like they are making kingers decisions
john has decided to be chief cook and bottle washer
BRING IT ON JOHN
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- Preparation -- Cyder Cup Legend, 20:59:14 06/30/10 Wed [1]
Team Smith met at the range tonight. It was a contructive meeting...smithy couldn't hear a word, knighter was flicking through readers wives, touty turned with a bad hand, colm was on the piss in London, gus got turned away because he couldn't prove he was genuienly hetrosexual and tony wouldn't stop showing off his tatoo to passers by. Still Wayne stayed true to form in that he got through about 16 fags. It feels like we're 1 up already!
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- Ping Rapture Driver -- Blobby, 11:13:57 06/30/10 Wed [1]
Before I stick it on eBay, does anyone want to buy my Ping Rapture Driver, regular shaft. Great condition - £80
I am happy to lend it out for a bit to see if you get on with it first.
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- Cyder Cup -- Ewan Murray, 16:09:23 06/29/10 Tue [1]
Its nearly upon us and with the handicaps poised at 106 V 106, it could be another close one. Who has the answer to the all important questions...
..what will the day 1 pairs be?
..can John handle the pressure of captaincy?
..who will be in the last group out on Monday?
GAME ON.
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- CYDER cup -- john 9CAPT) KING, 19:17:55 06/25/10 Fri [1]
my team is ready
we can win
ps when is it?
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- thornbury -- pricewise, 21:17:21 06/24/10 Thu [1]
missed dk 12/1
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- thornbury -- pricewise, 21:14:47 06/24/10 Thu [1]
Priced the event with jk in , this is dangerous easiest course of the year a week before cyder cup , watch out for some big handicap cuts right when you didnt want them ! 7/2 pd , wt ; 5/1 ce ; 8/1 ks ; 10/1 ps ; 12/1 aw , jk ; 20/1 sd , td ,cs , lt
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- cyder cup -- pricewise, 20:54:37 06/24/10 Thu [1]
very close on handicaps not an event to be having a big wedge on , like the profile of team smith and make them 8/11 with team king 6/5
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- Cyder Cup Handicaps -- Cyder Cup Onlooker, 13:41:05 06/24/10 Thu [1]
As independant by stander, I notice that Team Smith currently have 111 shots to play with while Team King have 108. No doubt this will change after Thornbury, although Team King has only 1 representative.
What does pricewise make of all this? Can I put my mortgage on Team Smith?
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- Thornbury Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 18:49:03 06/21/10 Mon [1]
Fairplay to pricewise who tipped the first 6 in the betting last week, pound for pound bookmakership at its finest.
Respect to all Cyder Cuppers braving it at Thornbury this weekend, the least I would expect is that both Captains attend. Good to see Smithy is in the hat and not scared of shooting a good score.
A few out attending a wedding, line up as follows:
Skinner, K
Dominguez, P
Dominguez, T
Dunn
Thomas
Skinner, C
Evans, C
Knight
Smith
White
Tout, L
One more required to make it 12, hopefully Kinger will confirm tomorrow.
Better to be heading into the Cyder Cup playing well of a low handicap, than crap of a high handicap.
Enjoy.
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- Cyder Cup -- Onlooker, 15:59:59 06/21/10 Mon [1]
Saturday just gone someone asked Smithy how the preparations were going and everything was perfect as expected. Pairs sorted, singles order in hand and everyone happy with the shirt colour selections for the two days.
Then kinger's name crept into the conversation and Smithy said something along the lines of,
'I saw Kinger in the week and asked him how it was going, he said yeh fine should be ready for it in 5/6 weeks time'
Has anyone told kinger it's in less than 2 weeks?
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- Team King in Turmoil? -- Cyder Cup Onlooker, 14:48:02 06/21/10 Mon [1]
I sense similaraities between Team King and the French National Football Team. All over the shop, left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing and even when it is does, it drives over the kids chocolate fingers and checks into the wrong hotel room.
Shambles.
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- dewstow -- pricewise, 18:39:52 06/18/10 Fri [1]
few players sneaking back to nice hcap marks , betting ; 7/2 mj , st ; 6/1 wt , pd ; 10/1 nd , ce ; 16/1 ks , ps ; 18/1 dk ; 25/1 kh , sd , td ; 33/1 rm
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- Welsh Open Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 08:56:33 06/18/10 Fri [1]
Line up for the Welsh Open:
Delves
Tout
Skinner,K
Jameson
Dunn
Evans,C
Dominguez,P
Dominguez,T
Smith
Dunn
Major
Howard
Knight
Thomas
2 spaces available if anyone fancies it.
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- Jacket -- Churchill, 14:14:42 06/10/10 Thu [1]
Was with Geoff Capes on a narrow boat the other week, he said the jacket was wheeeey to big for him but he knows Barry Bethnel and will ask him...
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- Jacket -- Shocked, 11:21:27 06/10/10 Thu [1]
The jacket which is too small for Gus has been classed as too big for Wayne to use when jumping out of a plane.
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- jacket -- astonished, 22:19:04 06/09/10 Wed [1]
The jacket that was too small for GUS
Bloke now sold the jacket to atwools
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- Jacket -- Monty, 18:40:45 06/09/10 Wed [1]
Is your "mate" as fat as you? If so it'll only fit Geoff Capes.....
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- Callway Waterproof Jacket -- Gus, 16:47:07 06/08/10 Tue [1]
If anyone is in the market for a top quality Goretex waterproof jacket then let me know. A mate of mine bought one less than 6 months ago (Callaway similar to Kieth's in black with white arms) worth £150 brand new and only been worn half a dozen times at the most.
He's looking for £70 if anyone is interested.
Regards
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- carswell -- pricewise, 21:33:43 06/04/10 Fri [1]
prices for carswell park , small but highly select field , gus 7/2 , ce , st , mj 5/1 , wt 6/1 , ks 8/1 , td , ps 14/1 take your sun cream top tip !
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- Carswell -- Oddschecker, 19:32:15 06/04/10 Fri [1]
short odds on Jameson and Gus (9/4 and 5/2)all the others much the same odds with the exception of Col(well handicapped) and Smithy(struggling off 12)
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- Carwell Park -- Cyder Cup Legend, 17:34:34 06/01/10 Tue [1]
Limited line up this week due to commitments elsewhere, pick a winner from this bunch of spanners:
Touty
Keith
Smithy
Jameson
Gus
Tony
Wayne
Colin
4 spaces available if anyone fancies it.
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- Winner -- Zurich Insider, 08:10:29 05/29/10 Sat [1]
As always Gus is rightfully favourite again. Hes hit more balls this week than a prostitutes chin. However, after his poor perferomnace last week on a very easy course, leave him alone this week.
After a reaonable effort last week from our tip Jameson, he good go one better this time, so we'll stick with him for one more week.
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- herefordshire -- smithy, 19:42:00 05/28/10 Fri [1]
kinger relaxed after his break in portugal will be close on a shortish course he wont need to play woods
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- Hole in One Club -- Committee, 18:23:28 05/28/10 Fri [1]
Anyone for hole in one club? (see news page)
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- the herefordshire -- pricewise, 21:13:35 05/27/10 Thu [1]
very hard to price up a course most havent played before , ( see last weeks prices ! ) But here goes ... 5-1 pd , 9-1 nd ,wt ,mj , ac , 12 -1 td , jl , 14 -1 st , ks , ce , 16 -1 al , 20 -1 aw ps , 25-1 kh , rm , sd , dk ,jk , mt , sc : 136 %
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- Saturday's Favourite -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:21:20 05/27/10 Thu [1]
There is only one golfer to bet on this weekend and that is Jammo. Well handicapped, played the course before and been to the range this week to oil the swing.
Jammo on the nose
Wayne each way
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- hereford -- smithy, 17:59:46 05/26/10 Wed [1]
dont know about the bookies choice but for me its got to be the player who has the most improved short game this season and played against us last week...............
yes i do mean that spanish bloke who has played so well the last couple of weeks.............
no ! no! not Gus
Tony must win soon!!!!
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- Herefordshire Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:37:47 05/25/10 Tue [1]
Wayne Thomas makes it a full house of 20 for weekend. Plenty of Order of Merit points available, plus a few matchplay games taking place. Game on.
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- The Herefordshire Open -- Cyder Cup Legend, 11:05:59 05/25/10 Tue [1]
The line up for the Herefordshire Open is as follows:
1) Delves
2) Touty
3) Keith
4) Jammo
5) Gus
6) Tony "I'm a better craic than my son" Dominguez
7) Ken
8) Roy
9) Knighter
10)Smithy
11)Whippo
12)Kinger
13)Joe Lyons
14)Charlie
15)Dunny
16)Colin Evans
17)Addy Lewis
18)Jossi
19)Cooky
20)
A tricky one to price. New venue and crazy scoreboard last week...over to the bookmakers.
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- Pricewise -- odds checker, 21:49:37 05/21/10 Fri [1]
As usual no intrest in his prices(160%)
odds should be
jamo 7/2
gus 5's
touty 6's
ks,nd,jl,td 11's
sc,aw,ce,dk 16's
ps,sd 25,s
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- Winner -- Zurich Insider, 08:41:56 05/21/10 Fri [1]
Having correctly tipped Gus due to extensive practice the last 2 weeks, its still hard to see past him, given that he has been out practicing again at cotswold hills this week. Apparently hes hit more balls this week than Desmond Douglas did in his 24hr ping pong marathon during Telethon '88.
However with the course rumoured to have water in adbundance this weeks winner will need to be a straight golfer, not a gay one.
Tip: Jameson
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- woodlands prices -- price wise, 22:37:32 05/20/10 Thu [1]
tricky to price this event not knowing how this course sets up and what players it will favour , gus 2-1 , jamo 5-1 , keith 7-1 , gus snr 10-1 , colm touty joe 12-1 , nd jk aw sc dk 16-1 ,smithy dunny 20-1
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- Cav Park Open -- Cyder Cup Legend, 09:01:08 05/19/10 Wed [1]
Please, please, please can someone step up and prevent Gus making it a hat-trick. Its never been done before and we'll never hear the end of it.
Line up for the weekend as follows:
Delves
Tout
Skinner
Jameson
Knight
Dominguez,P
Dominguez,T
Colm Evans
King
Smithy
Whippo
Sean Charles
Dunny
Joe Lyons
We have two spaces, if anyone you know fancies a knock.
What say you pricewise and odds checker?
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- 20-1 gus , listen to price wise , he knows ! -- the legend price wise, 18:32:58 05/17/10 Mon [2]
odds checker, looking forward to this weeks prices lol love price wise
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- 20 -1 -- price wise, 09:37:20 05/15/10 Sat [1]
played with gus friday he shot 77 odds checker im coming to get you big style
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- Winner -- Zurich Insider, 09:08:29 05/15/10 Sat [2]
Gus (aka the silver walrus) has been practicing more than ever this week and I think he will be the winner again, assuming his mrs lets him play that is, because he well under the thumb!!!
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- Re: Winner -- Zurich Insider, 09:09:29 05/15/10 Sat
- oddschecker -- pricewise, 17:03:13 05/13/10 Thu [1]
oddschecker re: your odds i will have some of the 20s each way on gus , let me know your limit , thanks !
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- Burkett Cup -- odds checker, 21:30:47 05/12/10 Wed [1]
touty 3's,jamo knighter and cookie all 5's, 12's kinger and wayne 20's the rest
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- Burket Cup Line Up -- Official Starter, 18:59:18 05/12/10 Wed [1]
After last weeks dissapointing win for Gus, here's the line up for the Burket Cup. Factors to take into consideration when visiting Corals to place your bets are that its Brockworth's Football Dinner & Dance Friday night so could be a few hangovers, the course is reasonably short but tricky in places and Gus is carrying a fair bit of timber:
Delves
Touty
Skinner
Gus
Tony
Knighter
Smithy
Jameson
Kinger
Cooky
Dunny
Sean Charles
Whippo
Colm
Wayne
I Can't see past Knighter or Jameson.
Pricewise, what say you on current form?
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- gus' fatness -- Monty, 15:47:34 05/12/10 Wed [1]
I've just seen Gus getting into his car....he used a tin opener not a key!
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- Gus -- Smithy, 20:13:36 05/10/10 Mon [1]
just watched the video of gus!!!
has he lost weight
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- Love Walrus -- Helpful Member, 20:10:25 05/10/10 Mon [1]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2wxDvoMp8
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- Love Walrus -- helpful member, 20:03:56 05/10/10 Mon [1]
Urban Dictionary: Love WalrusLove Walrus - 1 definition - Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Love%20Walrus - Cached
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- Society Onlooker -- Gus, 18:56:04 05/10/10 Mon [1]
Yes that is trully pathetic but fair play some time went into typing that out, well done.
I'm just pleased to get a win under my belt early in the season and join Smithy (my Cyder Cup Captain) in the CoC end of year event.
I wonder when team 'Kinger' will register a win on tour...(the chairman must be due a win what with spiralling handicap, what's he off now 24?) Cyder cup is a little while off but all the form this year is being shown by one team.
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- The Love Walrus -- Society Onlooker, 12:24:33 05/10/10 Mon [1]
Nice win Love Walrus...this one's for you...
My first, my last, my everything,
And the answer to all my dreams.
You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star.
My kind of wonderful, that's what you are.
I know there's only, only one like you
There's no way they could have made two.
You're, you're all I'm living for
Your love I'll keep for evermore.
You're the first, my last, my everything.
In you I've found so many things,
A love so new, only you could bring.
Can't you see if you,
You'll make me feel this way,
You're like a first morning dew on a brand new day.
I see so many ways that I can love you,
'Till the day I die....
You're my reality, yet I'm lost in a dream.
You're my first, my last, my everything.
[instrumental]
I know there's only one, only one like you
There's no way they could have made two.
Girl, you're my reality.
But I'm lost in a dream,
You're the first, you're the last, my everything.
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- Bromsgrove -- Zurich insider, 08:45:27 05/08/10 Sat [1]
Yeah no suprise to see Gus as favourite the amount of practice rounds he has during the week!!!!
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- BROMSGROVE -- smithy, 20:14:08 05/07/10 Fri [1]
jamo must be the each way bet at 10's
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- bromsgrove odds -- pricewise, 13:27:05 05/07/10 Fri [1]
5-1 cooky, gus, 8-1 evo, 9-1 delvesy, knighter, wayne, 10-1 touty, jamo, colm, smithy, 16-1 tony, keith, 20-1 kinger, gilly, 33-1 leon
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- MATCHPLAY -- Oddschecker, 17:45:39 05/05/10 Wed [1]
Kinger... 3's at least
Knighter..5 to 6 on
leon... only 6 to 4 cos he has been practicing
gilly...6 to 4 cos touty could struggle if gilly uses his shots
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- Matchplay Championship -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:01:38 05/05/10 Wed [1]
Several matchplay games to look out for this weekend:
Prelim Round
Mike Evans (8) V John King (19)
Mark Jameson (5) V Leon Tout (28)
Andy Cook (2) V Dave Knight (20)
Round 1
Shaun Tout (9) V John Gillet (24)
3/4 handicap remember.
Some interesting match ups. Evo likely to have to much for Kinger who's scatter gun tee shots will be no use at Bromsgrove. Jamme has a lot of shots to make up but should come through as does Cooky against Knighter - can Knighter hold his nerve if it goes up the last? Most in danger from the lower handicappers appears to be Touty, giving away 11 shots to Gilly - could be a tall order if the Swamp Donkey gets his irons going.
Where's your money?
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- Bromsgrove odds -- oddschecker, 18:01:12 05/04/10 Tue [1]
usual suspects likely to figure .....cookie, touty, evo all good records on this track.Few with no chance...kinga (completely out of form)Gus(needs to leave driver at home)smithy(cannot possibly play off 10)colm(ditto 8)
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- Bromsgrove Line Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:26:09 05/04/10 Tue [1]
Bromsgrove line up as follows:
Delves
Tout
Skinner
Jameson
Dominguez (short fat lad)
Dominguez (old more of a craic)
Colm
Knighter
Waynetta
Evo
Cooky
Gilly
Leon
Kinger
Smithy
Neil Crowther
Several matches taking place, what say you odds checker?
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- Gus -- Onlooker, 10:51:02 04/28/10 Wed [1]
Does anyone else think Gus looks like Chief Wigam from the Simpsons?
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- New Favorite -- odds checker, 18:00:50 04/27/10 Tue [1]
Only 3 in it! Touty if he makes the 2 ft putts,kinger with his new (i can stand away from the ball)swing or reliable knighter who has used more range balls than the rest of the society.
Colm too wayward
Gus too fat
Smithy handicapped beyond his ability
Jamo has a chance if he plays his putter off the tee
Tony has a chance if Gus doesn't nag him too much
Charlsey and Dunny could blow everyone away if they turn up with their 'A' game
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- Odds Checker -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:48:48 04/27/10 Tue [1]
Odds checker are you drunk? Lets clear up the short putt, yes I may have missed a tricky little four footer on the 17th but lets put it into context, the greens were like ploughed fields!! Bring it on.
Delves not available this weekend, line up as follows:
Tout
Jameson
Smithy
Kinger
Roy
Ken
Tony
Gus
Whippo
Sean Charles
Joe Lyons
Colm Evans
Knighter
Wayne
Dunny
What say you odds checker?
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- Ombersley -- odds checker, 21:01:32 04/26/10 Mon [1]
Not sure of the full entry list but delvesy must start favorite off his inflated handicap.Gus should be up for it as he is nearly playing as much as the coach.Touty could be in with a shout on a short track if not missing too many short putts!(tell them about The Park)
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- Cyder Cup Team Smithy, Colours -- Gus, 07:29:26 04/22/10 Thu [4]
I'm ready Captain and will accessorise the sh1t out of it this year to make up for last years poor effort.
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- CYDER CUP -- smithy, 21:04:01 04/21/10 Wed [1]
colours for the current champs are light blue 1st day and red(like tiger) for the 2nd day.Gus i suggest you ask Knighter to help with your accessories cos you weren't very co-ordinated last year
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- John & The River Wye -- Cyder Cup Legend, 15:20:37 04/20/10 Tue [1]
You’d better sit down for this as you may fall over.
I rang John earlier to ask him for a favour, which he agreed to but could only do it next February after he finishes Paul Taylor’s front door.
Anyway he started cracking up and said he had something to tell me. No word of a lie, his opening line was “I fell in the River Wye”.
The story goes that John and Jo took the kids canoeing down the River Wye at the weekend. John had made a special effort with the food and had bought his favourite Cadburys chocolate fingers as they were 3 for 2 at Tesco.
With all the food in tupper ware containers ready for a riverside picnic after some canoeing, they set off for a fun afternoon.
John took a canoe with two of the lads and was in charge of steering which is where it started to go wrong. He steered the lads into some trees along the rivers edge and caused one of them to panic, turning the canoe over and sending the big nosed buffoon into the river! It doesn’t end there.
Don’t worry the kids were fine but John did say the next thing to happen was that the food containers began sailing down the river and some canoeing passers by began helping themselves to John’s sandwiches. It doesn’t end there.
Next John says he knows a riverside pub near Lydbrook and takes the gang there to dry off. John is first out of the canoe on to dry land and begins to strip off his soaking wet jeans and t’shirt not noticing the on looking coach load of female pensioners who began wolf whistling at him. One of them shouted across to him and pointed out he had his pants on inside out!!!! It doesn’t end there.
Down but not out and with smiles on there faces, the gang pulled together what food they had salvaged from the incident and headed back to the car starving but with smiles on their faces. Would you believe it, the chocolate fingers were still in tact and dry. “Lets eat them before we set off” said John, “good idea” said the lads before John started the car and reversed over them!
You can’t make stuff like that up.
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- cyder cup -- winner, 16:55:04 03/29/10 Mon [1]
nice to see the captain lead by example on Sunday......deaf old git.
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- Gus - Burn Out -- Maslach Burnout Inventory, 11:19:46 03/29/10 Mon [1]
Burnout is a psychological term for the experience of long-term exhaustion and diminished interest. Research indicates general practitioners have the highest proportion of burnout cases (according to a recent Dutch study in Psychological Reports, no less than 40% of these experienced high levels of burnout).
The most well-studied measurement of burnout in the literature is the Maslach Burnout Inventory. Maslach and her colleague Jackson first identified the construct "burnout" in the 1970s, and developed a measure that weighs the effects of emotional exhaustion and reduced sense of personal accomplishment.[3] This indicator has become the standard tool for measuring burnout in research on the syndrome. The Maslach Burnout Inventory uses a three dimensional description of exhaustion, cynicism and inefficacy. Some researchers and practitioners have argued for an "exhaustion only" model that sees that symptom as the hallmark of burnout.
The Maslach Burnout Inventory recommends the current Order of Merit Champion reduce his golf workload and apply the "quality not quanity" approach to his golf schedule and his eating habits.
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- Castle Combe Winner -- Tour Member, 20:30:33 03/24/10 Wed [1]
Hard to see past Nick Delve's this Sunday with all those free shots he has at his dsposal as long as he doesnt dipose of them to quickly.
Evo is always in the frame and enjoys the course so expected to go low although he will need to if he is to compete after being heavily cut last out.
Jamo should be right back in form after camping out at the driving range since the start of February.
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- Putting and catle Combe -- OoM Champion, 19:54:31 03/24/10 Wed [1]
I have no idea what text you are refering to, putting is an art and it takes alot of practice to be good at it so I will try and find some time and do just that.
We all play of different handicaps but the important thing is that you enjoy yourself and the company of others, that's what golf and the tour is really all about.
Good luck to everyone playing on Sunday.
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- Not biting -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:23:27 03/24/10 Wed [1]
Roll roll up we've got a live one!
The OoM is a good achievement but cutting your handicap from 24 to 21 given the amount you play and spend on equipment is a poor show.
Just for the record, I seem to recall a text claiming your putting was fixed following "minor tinkering with ball position and grip"....Castle Combe awaits.
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- Cyder Cup Legend - stick it up your a.... -- OoM Champion, 21:17:39 03/23/10 Tue [1]
Winning's winning, can't of hit the ball too badly if I won the OoM Comp and reduced handicap by about 3 shots last year.
Not biting.
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- OoM Champion - too big for boots? -- Cyder Cup Legend, 18:24:36 03/23/10 Tue [1]
Looks like you forgot the bit where you are 100yds from the green and smash it over the back every single time?
I only hope Tony D has a better temperament than OoM Champion when it comes to the Cyder Cup!
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- Tony D, not quite got his yardage eye's in yet. -- OoM Champion, 18:20:14 03/22/10 Mon [1]
235 yards left to the centre of the green on a par 5, into the wind.
Tony takes out the 4 iron and waits...'what are you waiting for?' i ask, Tony replies 'for the green to clear'
Several minutes later Tony hits his shot and catches it perfectly...90 yards left to go for the 3rd shot.
It was a slow round.
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- Tony D's Spanish Flair -- Cyder Cup Legend, 14:15:18 03/18/10 Thu [1]
The Cyder Cup Legend would just like to welcome Jose-Maria Dominguez to the Team Smith this year and looks forward to drawing on his Spanish flair in reatining the Cup.
Judging by his demolition of Legion stalwart Steve East, I have no doubt he can trouble the low handicappers on Team King, what price Tony to sink the winning putt?
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- Capello -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:37:36 03/10/10 Wed [1]
Leave it out Albert Steptoe.
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- Capello -- smithy, 10:12:37 03/09/10 Tue [1]
Noticed how much Capello looked like an older version of little 'un last week.Kinger played a round with us at the weekend and had 6 shots in 1 bunker and 3 in another! Bring on the Cyder Cup!!!!
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- cyder cup -- the pro, 18:48:10 02/26/10 Fri [1]
there is a lot of shit coming out of smithys team all a would say is keep practising you need it ,also plan your tour schedule you might be burnt out by then if you play every week but saying that i think you need to !!!!!!!!!!!
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- Report to Captain Smith -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:32:16 02/26/10 Fri [1]
Report to Captain Smith:
Thank you for sending out our pre season training drills Captain Smith. Three of the team hit the range this week and look in incredibly good nick this early in the golfing calendar. The plan to retain the Cyder Cup is coming along nicely, good work Skipper.
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- Cyder Cup Loosing Captain John King -- Chairman, 21:47:38 02/25/10 Thu [1]
Is it too late to elect a new captain?
We are surely going to get rolled over again if big nose is at the helm attempting to pull the strings.
I fear for the worse, this could be a crushing defeat by the biggest margin ever in Cyder Cup History.
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- cyder cup johns captaincy -- observer, 18:27:36 02/24/10 Wed [1]
There is no need for johns team to worry at all about his role as captain , you only have to look at the team he has around him to rely on for support and guidance. Maybe it is time to start worrying then !!!
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- Rodders does Australia -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:39:43 02/19/10 Fri [1]
Good to hear from you Dazza and many thanks for your best wishes for this years Cyder Cup.
I have no doubt that Team Smith will respect its opposition but not fear it and sincerely hope we retain the trophy. This would set up a nice 2011 Cyder Cup when Captaincy returns to the original Delves V Tout and we could claim the hat-trick...but lets get this years job done first.
I notice from the fixture list that Thornbury is the last match prior to the Cyder Cup and will be interested to see how many people pull out of this one to protect thier handicap!
God help any team lead by Johny King, all I can say is that somewhere...a village is missing thier idiot.
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- golf clubs for sale -- smithy, 10:24:06 02/19/10 Fri [1]
hi everyone Darren Gaze has a set of Taylor Made R7's for sale ! only used 3 times, cost £380 wants £200
phone 07807 022264
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- Cyder Cup -- Dazza down under (Hot), 03:25:14 02/18/10 Thu [1]
Just want to wish Team Smithy good luck in their defence this year...l'd be surprised if Kinger even manages to get a squad together bearing in mind he doesn't even know when it's taking place!
I shall be following the coverage on Sky Sports...
damn warm here fellas, what's snow?
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- Cyder Cup - Taylor/John -- Gus, 20:10:21 02/15/10 Mon [1]
That's brilliant, but I don't think you should be that surprised!
Classic big nose.
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- Cyder Cup -- Taylor, 14:36:29 02/11/10 Thu [1]
Kinger was round my house on Monday putting some glass in a door (He measured up in October). I asked him about the Cyder Cup and HE asked me when it was! Is the transfer window still open??
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- CYDER CUP -- Smithy, 20:02:31 02/08/10 Mon [1]
just checking all the winning team are available for this years thrashing of sub-standard opposition!can you all let me know?Dunny will be joining us this year as we have lost one 'down under'.ps someone better let the opposition know when and where we are playing cos 'kinger'has not bothered to tell them!
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- 2010 Plans -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:01:56 01/28/10 Thu [1]
To the poison dwarf,
Full details of the fixture list are on the fixtures page you idiot.
Let me know if you want to play any, but be aware that failing to turn up may result in you being burned at the stake.
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- 2010 -- brace, 22:57:33 01/25/10 Mon [1]
hi chaps.
could i ask to be updated on the 2010 plans as i am not a regular of the rugby club, therefore, am unable to put my name to any of the world famous events??
i am sure some of you would like to see my tantrums on the golf course in 2010!
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- Countdown Timer -- Cyder Cup Legend, 19:38:52 01/22/10 Fri [1]
If you re wondering what the count down timer relates to...its the next golf tour! Jackpot.
Keep your eyes out for a news article confirming when the golf lists for 2010 will be going on the rugby club notice board.
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- Disqualification -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:36:35 01/22/10 Fri [1]
I can't put a number on how many times John will get disquaified for breaching scoring rules as I don't know how many times he will play...so I'll go with every time the twat plays.
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- Disqualification -- Gus, 16:54:41 01/18/10 Mon [1]
How many times will John get disqualified this season for breaching the scorecard rules 6-6a to 6-6d?
I'm going with 3.
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- Tour -- Gus, 19:38:38 01/07/10 Thu [1]
Being stuck here in this country at this time of year is w@nk.
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- Christmas Piss Up -- Cyder Cup Legend, 20:14:57 12/09/09 Wed [1]
I think Cooky is looking at Tuesday 29th so give him a shout. I cant wait to see Johns head butt another juke box.
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- Cotswold Hills match/Bath Rd run -- Taylor, 17:35:10 12/06/09 Sun [1]
a couple of the lads from Cotswold Hills were asking when the event will be taking place this year. If you let me know the best date for the annual Xmas piss up I'll start assembling the motley crew of old fat and ugly drinkers.
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- pauls tight arse -- cyder cup legend, 17:13:13 11/12/09 Thu [1]
not after alex hes not !
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- Sponsorship -- Rob Payne, 09:50:27 11/07/09 Sat [1]
Paul - you are a tight arse!!!!
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- Sponsorship -- OoM Champ, 16:38:32 11/06/09 Fri [1]
Nothing.
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- 34 waist -- keith, 15:31:12 11/06/09 Fri [1]
U r kidding its 31 or 32 with a belt so it looks like u or colm then !
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- Sponsorship -- Cyder Cup Legend, 13:46:38 11/06/09 Fri [1]
Gus - how much are you paying onto the society kitty for the privillege of sponsoring a golf day?
Keith - Gus's trousers are 34" waist, surely too big?
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- tour events -- keith, 17:54:57 11/05/09 Thu [1]
what about the dress as conventionally boring as possible day, dont think i can make that one due to wardrobe problems, unless anybody has some spare clobber.
Although at my size now only touty, gus or colms gear will fit so it looks like i still wont be able to make it !
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- Event Sponsors -- OoM Champ (Annoyed), 22:22:13 11/03/09 Tue [1]
Those willing to sponsor events should be given license to make the event as entertaining as they wish through whatever means they see fit.
Those who don't like it don't put your name down.
That's what i think anyway.
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- sponsorship -- Keith, 17:29:02 11/03/09 Tue [1]
I will withdraw my offer if it offends.The 'nancy boy dressing up day' will now replace this
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- sponsor for events -- dismayed, 17:24:42 11/03/09 Tue [1]
I have heard a certain member is proposing a flat cap and wippet day!Has our society really no shame!!
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- Event Names -- OoM Champ, 20:00:25 11/02/09 Mon [1]
Trilby Open!!
We need a Trilby tour event, get on ebay they cost £7 or get a bundle of them and save on postage.
Brilliant!
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- Event names -- OoM Champ, 21:46:55 10/25/09 Sun [1]
Yeah fine with me, got some other rather predictable names but helps to fill some gaps.
Welsh Open (either Dewstow, Alice Springs or Woodlake Park)
Oxford Masters - carswell
Worcestershire Open - either ombersley or bromsgrove
Tippy Tappy Classic - Costwold Hills :)
Almondsbury Open - Woodlands
Zurich Masters - Burghill Valley (basically my home course)
Regards
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- Events Names -- Cyder Cup Legend, 14:58:40 10/25/09 Sun [1]
The 2010 fixture list has gone live (see fixtures page) but does anyone have any ideas on what we could name the events next year as opposed to the rather boring "Thornbury Open etc etc"...maybe a sponsors name like the Blue Sheep Open (Jamo & Touty), Zurich Open (Gus) etc.
Thoughts welcome.
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- puckrup -- smithy, 16:48:39 10/18/09 Sun [1]
Nick- if no other takers i would like it but wont be able to confirm till monday 26th! if anyone else wants it before, thats ok
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- Free golf day -- Nick, 18:41:42 10/16/09 Fri [1]
I have been offered a free 'golf organisers day' at puckrup on Thursday 29th October.
Its a free day for 2 and includes:-
• ITINERARY
• Puckrup Hall goody bag
• Coffee & bacon roll on arrival
• 18 Holes better ball stableford shotgun start 11.00am
• Nearest the pins
• Longest drive
• Winners prize table
• 1 Course after round meal
If anyone wants it let me know.
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- Calendar -- Ray Fairs (Laughing), 13:41:30 10/11/09 Sun [1]
I'm enjoying the October 2009 photo thats for sure!!!!!
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- calender -- wayno (excited), 17:25:49 10/09/09 Fri [1]
yes please shaun,cant wait for next years calender.been a long time since i have enjoyed looking at julys photo.
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- 2010 Calendars -- Touty, 19:25:33 10/07/09 Wed [1]
2010 Calendars available to order, featuring images from the seasons events. Most amusing.
£15, please confirm your order via this message board.
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- OoM -- Steve Irwin (chilled), 11:29:51 09/29/09 Tue [1]
g'day cobbers, congrats to Gus on finally securing the OoM title, l bet he's gonna treat himself to some new strides now mate.
strewth it's warm over here with all the barbies, anyway, gotta go throw another snag on the barbie.
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- CoC and Brock Tour in general. -- OoM Champion, 17:24:34 09/28/09 Mon [1]
Firstly hanks to everyone who came up to me on Sunday and congratulated me on winning this years Order of Merit.
Second, thanks to keith who pushed me all the way, played by far the better golf through the second half of the year and being part of (what was for me) the funniest 4 ball I've been in for quite some time. Thanks also to Nick 'spin mill' Delves and Dave 'woody' Knight.
Thanks Touty and fellow committee members for organising yet another quality tour.
Roll on 2010!
Touty, my feedback letter on this years tour will take a few weeks to put together but will email it through as soon as it's complete.
:)
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- C of C -- odds checker, 22:00:56 09/27/09 Sun [1]
last post was dry conditions touty evo and smithy! got the forcast but little 'un let us down for the tri-cast well played evo
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- Wanking -- Gus, 11:25:19 09/26/09 Sat [1]
Correct on both counts.
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- Re gus -- Sergio, 10:08:21 09/26/09 Sat [1]
I heard it was from fisting Alex!!
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- Gus -- Cyder Cup Legend, 09:58:49 09/26/09 Sat [1]
Rumour has it that Gus's hand "injury" is related to his furios wanking schedule. Give it a rest for an hour will you Tub?
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- Castle Combe -- Bet fair, 22:43:37 09/24/09 Thu [2]
This course does not set up well for anyone short or loose off the tee so I'd have to rule out Delvsey straight away along with Evo (who doesnt hit it very far) and Colm.
Jamo will be ok as long a he sticks with the 3 wood!
I expect it to be a close fought Finale at castle Combe but im struggling to see past Dave knight as the eventual winner.
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- Champ of Champs -- odds checker, 20:58:29 09/24/09 Thu [1]
dry conditions at the weekend will favour those that have the short game touty,evo and smithy
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- Castle Combe -- Society Observer, 18:21:56 09/24/09 Thu [1]
Look no further than the man on the biggest high of his golfing career, Tony D!
Winner on 42 points this Sunday.
Ole!
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- Castle Coombe -- Post Nap, 18:43:10 09/23/09 Wed [1]
Winner, Evo look no further, 40+ points. No blobs job done.
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- Oddschecker -- Barry Dennis, 18:37:44 09/23/09 Wed [1]
123% overround, less than 2% a runner which would guarantee the each way place book would just break even.
Of course you could always top this show, look forward to seeing your prices.
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- Champ of Champs -- odds checker, 18:06:42 09/23/09 Wed [1]
Barry Dennis seems to have taken a very conservative view in making up the book! over-round i think they call it!
Make evo the Bismark this week and lump on jamo even at the miserly 8's
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- Oliver Twist -- Fagin, 17:21:24 09/22/09 Tue [1]
if you ever seen keith in a pro shop on course hes definitely more like the artful dodger than oliver twist
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- rent boys and pimp daddy -- Jimmy Sommerville (Camp), 20:46:30 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Rent boys - Touty, Gus, Colm
Pimp Daddy - Jim Burkett
Please post Gay World to my Porchester Road address in Hucclecote as I'm staying there with a 'friend'!
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- Champ of Champs -- Barry Dennis, 20:41:31 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Sundays Odds:
Evo 5/2, DK 7/1, ND 7/1, ST8/1, MJ 8/1, PD 10/1, KS 11/1, PS 14/1, SD 14/1, CE 14/1, JK 16/1, TD 25/1
E/W 1/5th 1,2,3
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- Champ of Champ Field -- John Parramore, 20:26:09 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Keith, Gus, Knighter, Nick, Touty, Jammo, Smithy, Dunny, Kinger, Evo, Colm, Tony D (champ of champs)
Whippo, Ken, Roy, Sean Charles
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- Rent Boys and pimp daddy -- Sergio, 20:12:21 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Seem to remember a four ball once at Castle Coombe that was described as three rent boys and their pimp.
Anyone guessing the aforementioned fourballs names wins a copy of Gay World, one small clue Sergio wasnt in that fourball !
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- Puttings Gay -- Sergio, 20:06:27 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Thats a most un-pc post, pc plod !
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- Putting -- P.C.Plod, 19:17:09 09/21/09 Mon [1]
From our enquiries Sergio it's not just your putting thats gay!2 Society members have asked if you will 'Come Out' at the Champion of Champions and have asked for investigation regarding a bbq earlier this year to be taken in consideration
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- Putting -- Sergio, 17:39:02 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Puttings gay
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- Champ of Champs -- Post Nap, 17:37:31 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Whats the field please touty ?
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- Can't Putt, Won't Putt -- Mark Roe, 12:50:25 09/21/09 Mon [1]
The improvement in Mr Skinner's all round game has come at a price...putting. Formerly the Oliver Twist of our Society was a solid putter but the all round game was inconsistent. The reverese seems to have happened but if he can pull it together for the season finale, he's a sure bet.
I beleive the answer lies with the "two thumb" grips you can get, that keep the shoulds square at impact. Could be the best £16 he'll ever spend!
Can't look past, who is off 19 and must have computer hacked his way into the handicap software and added a few on. How can he be off 19 and won three times this year. Joke...just like the ref yesterday.
Looking forward to it.
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- Champion of Champions -- odds checker, 07:48:41 09/21/09 Mon [1]
Touty putting in solid performances,evo mr consistant but money must be on one of the inconsistant (higher than they should be)handicappers Kinga,Delvesy or cant putt Keith
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- Champion of Champions -- Former Winner, 19:57:02 09/20/09 Sun [1]
So, it's nearly here...the Champion of Champions at Castle Combe.
Where's your hard earned?
Current form has Evo as strong favourite but the odds checker will no doubt confirm in due course.
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- Embarrased member -- Hugo Boss, 13:04:03 09/20/09 Sun [1]
Anything from sue ryder is the theme so you should be fine to come as you are.
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- Dress code -- embarrassed member, 21:03:46 09/17/09 Thu [1]
As Keith is captain next year would he please give us all notice of the theme for the fancy dress so we can all get our costumes hired in plenty of time
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- Keiths hat -- Society Fashion Admirer, 18:00:29 09/17/09 Thu [1]
Thats a mans hat, that is.
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- Attire -- Hugu Boss, 15:57:50 09/17/09 Thu [1]
I thought it was more like Oliver Twist myself....
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- Attire -- Gok Wan (bemused), 08:31:11 09/17/09 Thu [1]
just checked out the photos of the Ryder Cup, and l have one question...who stole Keiths Whippett ?
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- ryder cup -- wayno (happy with my lot.), 22:45:23 09/16/09 Wed [1]
you may well rub my nose in it Mr Society member but these are the pressures of being a prominent member of both Brockworth Societies(check honours board on this site & in the Legion).Win lose or draw i am honoured to have been chosen as captain for both teams and will always give my all to whichever team i am playing for.See you in monmouth 2010.
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- Ryder Cup Captaincy -- Society member, 21:35:48 09/15/09 Tue [1]
Lets hope next years captain leads the way and sets a good example to his team by at least picking up half a point minimum! What a disgrace, this years captain got away with it, simple as that.
It's all down to the last 2 players that we retained,not won outright (which if you ask me leaves a sour taste) this years Brock Ryder Cup.
Lest just try and put this year behind us and look forward to rubbing Waynes nose in it next year.
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- Ryder Cup -- Nil Points, 18:05:16 09/15/09 Tue [1]
What a brilliant piece of team captaincy from jamo, really hadnt foreseen that result coming.
Interesting that he decided to field his strongest players at the finish picking up 3.5 out of the last 4 points.
Superbly done, lovely finish to a lovely day !
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- Ryder Cup,experience the key to victory for Brock. -- Society Member, 19:22:22 09/10/09 Thu [1]
I believe team jameson will need to call on the experienced Brock Ryder Cup players to help the rookies through the morning session and help build confidence for the afternoon singles.
There wil be some nervous golfers at Monmouth tomorrow and the 'Old Heads' will need to take the rookies under there wing if Brockworth Golf Society is to retain there trophy.
Captain Jameson has to get his pairings right in the morning to make sure they get off to a good start before the singles matches in the afternoon.
Will Jamo be the first Loosing Brockworth Ryder Cup Captain???
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- Brock Ryder Cup -- Team Debutant, 15:24:07 09/10/09 Thu [1]
Thanks Touty, no pressure on us then!
Lucky you devoid the rest of you guys from any blame or responsibility :)
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- Legion Rookies -- Cyder Cup Legend, 12:58:26 09/09/09 Wed [1]
In my opinion, Captain Jameson's success or failure in this years match against the Legion lies firmly in the hands of the 5 rookies that will be playing (Dunny, Jossi, Lloydy, Smithy & Tony D).
Can they handle the pressure cooker?
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- Ryder Cup Newsflash -- Team Debutant, 23:26:27 09/07/09 Mon [1]
I do not wish to disclose who I am at this early stage but I think I may have to get lashed at Skittles and get in about 5am to recreate the atmosphere and headache I endured during my historic win at Dewstow a short time ago.
In all seriousness I have a 50/50 strike rate on the tour on Welsh soil............
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- Waynes Transfer -- OoM Leader { that felt good}, 20:07:51 09/07/09 Mon [1]
I think we may have been a little hasty. But the good news is weve brought in two players who have the will to win.
Admitedly we might have to ask lloydy to cut out the two footers, at least until the 19th !
For the record we never wanted you to play for them they basically said they were not going to play unless you did.
As albions reps at the meeting shaun and i had a quick conflab, reminded ourselves you lost to ray and said have him !
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- ryder cup -- wayno (optimistic), 19:44:28 09/07/09 Mon [1]
oh dear albion,have you transfered me at the wrong time?looking at that list i know which side i would rather be on.think this one could be the one for R.B.L.
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- Team v Legion -- Arnold Palmer, 19:14:56 09/07/09 Mon [1]
Never been a losing Albion captain, looks like Jamo might have his work cut out here !
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