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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna-bloodsundae, 20:09:00 12/05/05 Mon [1]

This obsession is getting to much... shall we go to tropical world and steal a badger?? Then you can put all this behind you!

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Hooch, 07:05:17 12/06/05 Tue [1]

Exactly which breed of badger qualifies as 'tropical'?

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 09:57:43 12/06/05 Tue [1]

The African Fruit Badger. Latin name the Badgerus Fivealiveus

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Kog, 12:44:31 12/06/05 Tue [1]

Surely you meant Badgerium Umbongus...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna's Mum, 17:24:36 12/06/05 Tue [1]

Kog - I figured out the video thing! I'll email you tonight. Or tomorrow if I can't be arsed tonight :)And I think you'll find the tropical badger is called Hottus Brockus...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- silent ruth, 18:59:58 12/06/05 Tue [1]

there are no badgers at tropical world. I think it would be hard to steal one though, unless you dressed it as a small child and lead it out holding its paw. jemma stole an egg from there once...but an egg isn't a badger.

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna's Mum, 20:05:34 12/06/05 Tue [1]

An egg could be a potential badger. But you would have to also have some badger sperm and a warm test-tube ...

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[> [> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna-bloodsundae, 20:33:00 12/06/05 Tue [1]

I'm sure there's badgers there... In the dark bit. There's something black and white anyway let's have that...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 21:51:33 12/06/05 Tue [1]

That's the newspaper they leave around to help clean up the mess.

Silent Ruth, did Jemma steal the egg by dressing it up as a child and walking it out? Because if she could do that with an egg, I bet she could do it witha badger.

Or a newspaper.

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Hooch, 06:44:30 12/07/05 Wed [1]

Has nobody else read Anthony and the Aardvark? It'll all end in tears, I tell ya.

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[> [> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 09:54:45 12/07/05 Wed [1]

No,Hooch, why? What happened to Anthony?! *fearful*

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- silent ruth, 18:32:56 12/07/05 Wed [1]

no, she put it in her pocket and carried it around there for ages expecting the warnth to make it hatch.

there are sugar gliders, giant rats and a bush baby in the dark bit anna. and an empty tank that supposedly has some sort of monkey in and some BATS!! i love bats.

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[> [> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 20:16:47 12/07/05 Wed [1]

But instead it made an omelette? :/

BATS BATS BATS!

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Kog, 08:58:28 12/07/05 Wed [1]

Didn't you notice?...it all started with tears...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Hooch, 06:59:40 12/08/05 Thu [1]

Let's just say replacing your grandson with an aardvark from the zoo isn't the wisest plan you could have...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Kog, 13:46:49 12/08/05 Thu [1]

...on the contrary...Aardvarks don't whine about needing a biscuit for 8 and a half hours...

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna-bloodsundae, 15:50:30 12/08/05 Thu [1]

Noone should be deprived of biscuits!

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna's Mum, 17:54:39 12/08/05 Thu [1]

Not even kog's grandson?

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 21:02:49 12/08/05 Thu [1]

An Aardvark for a grandson? *strokes chin thoughtfully* interesting...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Kog, 09:06:51 12/09/05 Fri [1]

...an Aardvark for a biscuit?!...throw in a copy of the Angling times and the Aardvark's yours...

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 18:14:34 12/10/05 Sat [1]

Give up a biscuit? Never!

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna-bloodsundae, 22:37:24 12/11/05 Sun [1]

But an ardvark has a big nose and could snif out all the biscuits in the world, then you could bathe in them.

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Char, 09:07:26 12/12/05 Mon [1]

A biscuit might be quite effective as a facial scrub. If you crumbled it up first. Not sure what would happen if you bathed in biscuits. UNLESS you have a bath in crumbled up biscuits and wriggle around in it - then you could have an all over body scrub. Though you'd need to have a good wash after wards obviously to get the crumbs out of senstive areas.

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[> [> Re: The Giraffe won... -- Anna's Mum, 17:11:22 12/12/05 Mon [1]

If you bathed in soggy biscuits you would be crumb free and also very tasty - but your hair would be a bit of a mess.

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- silent ruth, 18:23:12 12/12/05 Mon [1]

it'd be grand if they were oat biscuits, oats are good for your skin. you could wear a hat to keep them off your hair.

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[> Re: The Giraffe won... -- daryl, 10:03:27 12/13/05 Tue [1]

'Yes,' you'll say proudly 'this is my special anti-biscuit bath hat.' And eveyone will be in awe.
Especially of its det-oatsifying powers.

Sorry.

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