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Date Posted: 00:54:55 03/14/05 Mon
Author: guess!
Subject:

The gag of the month

666 Page Blog presents the excerpts that were edited out of Justin Timberlake�s autobio:
Page 285
�I was determined to top Britney and Madonna�s Video Music Awards kiss with my Super Bowl performance�and to degrade an older pop icon in the process. But how could I ever outshock those lipstick lesbians? The initial plan was to have Michael Jackson �babysit� me live onstage, but Jacko was repulsed by my pubic hair. So we went with �Plan DD��Janet�and the rest is FCC history.�

There were also
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Page 122
�Yes, they are real. Oh, her tits? I thought you said �zits.��

Page 349
�Britney finally had her fairy tale wedding. Of course, I was her real Prince Charming: With me, she would�ve been Cinderella. With Kev-Dog, she�s the wicked stepmother.�
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bits, but they sound too petty for me to quote them here >:-[)~

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Replies:

Re: The gag of the month -- J, 04:30:34 03/14/05 Mon
- Re: an epitaph to that (sorry, in Russian) -- L'E., 06:04:12 03/14/05 Mon
  - Re: an epitaph to that (sorry, in Russian) -- >;-), 06:42:39 03/14/05 Mon
    - Re: an epitaph to that (sorry, in Russian) -- me again, 07:17:17 03/14/05 Mon
      - Re: an epitaph to that (sorry, in Russian) -- >:-(((, 08:54:13 03/14/05 Mon
        Re: an epitaph to that (sorry, in Russian) -- J, 15:56:11 03/14/05 Mon
        Bright lassie and a lofty philosopher as well -- WTF???, 03:38:53 03/15/05 Tue
        Re: Bright lassie and a lofty philosopher as well -- J, 08:26:01 03/15/05 Tue
        Re: Bright lassie and a lofty philosopher as well -- HOW DARE YOU??????????????, 10:14:56 03/15/05 Tue