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Date Posted: 07:26:17 12/08/04 Wed
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Oh Angie you are so frightful

Angie the blowhard
Was a bitchy crabby soul
With a corncob pipe stuck far up her butt
And a heart made out of coal

Angie the blowhard
Is a real bitch they say
She may have a few snowed
But most the parents know
How she acts on pageant day

There must have been some downers
In all that food she ate
For when she placed it in her mouth
She became same full of hate

Angie the Blowhard
Was as skanky as could be
And her "Johns" say
She can laugh and play
Just the same as all the ho's they see

Angie the Blowhard
Knew the competition was hot that day
So she said let's skip
And we'll let the bashes rip
While the others are away

Down to the bash boards
With a keyboard in her hand
Running her mouth here and there all around the net
Saying catch me if you can

She bashed on all the boards
Hidden behind her computer screen
And she only paused a moment when
She thought that she was CAUGHT!

Angie the Blowhard
Tried to hurry on her way
But she wont be gone long
Her will's not that strong
She'll be back again later today

Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Angie go

Humpety Hump Hump
Humpety Hump Hump
On her knees she blows!!

Oh fruits and veggies must be so frightful,
But the cookies and chips are delightful,
And since she's got no chance to win
Dig on In, Dig In, Dig In

She doesn't show signs of thinning,
And my dear she's just not winning,
The scale might be brok--en,
Dig on In, Dig In, Dig In

When she's crying and has stage fright,
How I hate to hear her momma bitch
and Angie clinches her fist so tight,
While all across the stage she throws a fit

Her chances are slowly dying,
So more french fries she is a frying,
As long as she has a double chin,
Dig on In, Dig In, Dig In

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