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Subject: Re: why me?


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happydagger
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Date Posted: 13:27:14 08/23/01 Thu
In reply to: StixDaWolf 's message, "why me?" on 01:10:49 08/22/01 Wed

hair gel should, indeed, be used in moderation...as a sex lube. it serves no other purpose. the dog is humping your leg because he finds you hopelessly enticing. the ceiling fan blades are dusty because every fan blade known to man is dusty. they come off the assembly line complete with dust...and since no one on earth is actually anal-retentive enough to dust ceiling fan blades, they stay that way on a permanent basis.

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