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Dean Jay Conison (corporately pink and compliant)
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Date Posted: 11/05/15 Thu
In reply to:
microinvestors
's message, "GOOD QUALITY INDICA,SATIVA,HYBRIDS INDOOR & OUTDOOR MEDICAL MJ FOR SALE" on 07/31/15 Fri
Drugs Help You Do Stupid Things
If you were thinking of trying paypal magic or a work-at-home scam, you are dumber than you need to be. This may be a result of excessive drug consumption. Sure, these are illegal pyramid schemes, but now things get better. You put your e-mail address out there not only for postal inspectors, if they are still around, but also for every promoter of penis enlargment, stomach reduction, wallet redirection, and corporate compliance webinars.
It is important to have corporate compliance. If you do not obey your corporate masters then you may be unemployed, and people will look down on you. There is no place for individualists. Even if you were not on drugs.
Some schools have not gotten the message. They still try to teach people to think. Avoid that. Many of them have not recognized the advantages of webinars over classes.
There are tons of advantages! - Attend in your underwear
- No need to leave Mom's basement
- Avoid traffic on I-77
- Barbecue is better in your home state
- No mean, nasty ol' tests
- Low cost per unit spam sent
Fortunately, Charlotte Law is now up on the latest marketing advantages and benefits of being a good corporate marketing team. You can get there, too. Start by contacting one of the compliant people today:
Are you ready to take the next steps toward corporate compliance? Attend enough webinars and you can be a corporately compliant cog. You want a career in corporate compliance because otherwise they might not like you.
Illustrations do not accurately depict webinar instructors, but do show that you can "attend" in your underwear.
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