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Subject: 預防「性蘇妖」十個方法

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Date Posted: 08:00:00 07/04/05 Mon

Topic：Office Circular：如何預防「性蘇妖」

有鑑於Council最近的是是非非，現公佈將會安排一個名為如何預防「姓蘇妖」講座，內容如下：

一. 以後男性上司只准管理男性下屬。

二. 請健身教練為同事把脈，看看腎上線水平，若有問題，一律批准一個月病假。

三. 委員會每天巡視有沒有問題，例如舊垃圾在地上，千萬不要執起來，派人影相投訴去蘋果。

四. 由嫻姐、堅哥或興哥帶領「晨操會」，每天早上8時45分在4樓展廳做早操及喊口號：
「一二三四五六七，父娘親不及何主席親
，要吃糧，找堅哥，
堅持有工開，但三點不露 !」

五. 請健身教練主持「防狼」工作坊。(不用說，冇人更比他熟悉)。

六. 理事會、主席、ED要每天向何主席報告工作進度，否則何主席便發出Warning Letter。

七. ED每天要巡迴六層樓保證不炒人，包括廢柴。

八. 主席每月要巡視促進局，宣佈不炒人，包括廢柴.....

九. 在接受新的工作安排時，每人要有不少於六十個月(不是六個月)的心理/生理輔導。

十. 加強及加多內部投訴機製，給有問題的同事上訴後及再上訴，又可再上訴，直至他們達到退休年齡為止 !

X會，你們要努力，我哋會員會無限量支持你 !

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Re: 預防「性蘇妖」十個方法	Funny!	07:35:36 07/05/05 Tue

Re: 預防「性蘇妖」十個方法	Lam in the box	08:04:52 07/15/05 Fri