Hi this is Ophelia and Tulip. We's are new to the Rollerland. We's just got this board idea from a fan that we met in San Jose at "Fest Western." At first we couldn't find it cause somehow we got the wrong directions, but that never stopped us, no siree, we hunted that place down and found it! Ok, so back to the one fan we met. It took us a minute to get this board address 'cause when we's was a walkin' up to her she started to gag and fell to the floor. When she recovered, we's thanked her for the voy.com address. We's actually got it from her wallet while she was a passed out. She really should look into that condition. Anyway, we's be double cousins and share a mo-bile home in the most bee-utiful park in the world; Twanda Kay's Trailer Park Haven. We's even have our own's outhouse right next to our front screen door. How's that for 21st Century service! The comode helps hold the screen door up when's it falls. Sometimes the screws come-a loose when our third cousin, twice removed, Billy Bobby-Burt, (who was named after Bing Crosby) is inside a drinking and a flirtin' with us and walks plum through it when it is time for him to leave. Our parents are brothers and sisters...well, a brother and a brother married a sister and a sister. We have the same last name...Mulewinkle-Muckenthaller. We's be related to the Queen of England, George Washington, Ben Franklin (Ophelia has been told she looks just like him when you pull her bangs back reeeeaaaally tight), Princess Diana and Art Garfunkel (that's were Tulip gets her beautiful hair). We's also Scottish and Irish and South-African, like the Rollers as well as German, as you could have guessed that by our last name. Our favorite Rollers are all of them! We have met Ian. We think he had a crush on both of us because he kept a staring at us. We did get to meet him. He started gagging. Maybe he should get that condition looked into? That's all for now. Here is our picerture above. We just tooks this a little while ago. We gots ta run, that darn Pitt-Bull, "Snappy" is a eating what's left of the coffee table leg! Oh my! KOR, snort! Ophy N Tully

Our Home Sweet Home

Tornadee Alert, I repeat...Tornadee Alert!

Our *Dream* Home

Our doggie Snappy

This be Snappy's boyfriend from the trailer down by the dirt road across from the raydeeation lanphil. His name be Buferd B. Bodsworth. Hes is cute and also glows in the dark!