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Date Posted: 15:58:18 09/18/15 Fri
Author: Christy Parrish (yes yesmail mail is spam)
Subject: Yes Mail is Pretty in Pink so You Need Not Work

Be Seduced by Spammy Simplicity

Sure, everyone you know hates spam. They reverse spammers in much the same way they revere sacks of fresh dog leavings cheerfully blazing on the front stoop. Indeed, even members of the School Board are held in higher regard than spammers.

That does not mean you have to be hateful like everyone else. You can be modern. You understand the benefits of unsolicited commercial e-mail. With the right service, the unit cost is nearly nothing. Sure, the unit response is even lower, but you will not discover that until you are too far into your pink processing to back out.

So go ahead. Do part of the math. Figure you can send a million junk e-mails for a paltry few hundred dollars. If you get only the advertised 1% response rate, you are rolling in money. While the advertised response rate is untruthful, wildly exaggerated, and includes as "responses" people who send complaints to your hosting company, it does at least serve to lure you in.

And someone must be responding, or why would the spam continue? Could it only be gullible folks inclined to send spam that respond? Well, sure, but let us not think too long about it! You are modern and careful, concerned about the environment. You are saving trees.

Remember, you are not only sending out money to the pink service provider. You are also sending out your hopes and dreams. If this works, your future is bright. You can tell the boss where to place your old job, or leave that McJob, and maybe even crawl out of Mom's basement.

To get started, you need a seductive pink partner:

Pictures misrepresent the smelly spammers of yesmail, and are intended to mislead. Your actual spammer probably smokes, is unattractively overweight, has poor toilet habits, and lacks the virtues necessary to do productive work. That is why they are spammers!

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