Top place!! Have you ever perchance been to Twattington's Pubic Adventure Park in Longshaft? -- Dickerplop Fartwobble!

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Date Posted: 00:24:29 08/25/05 Thu
Author: Thomas Farthandle
Subject: Top place!! Have you ever perchance been to Twattington's Pubic Adventure Park in Longshaft?
In reply to: DON COCKPIECE 's message, "SHATTOCK WORLD" on 09:36:52 04/22/05 Fri

>Has anyone been to the SHATTOCK WORLD theme park in
>Fartingshire? I took the kids for a day out there
>today, and must say I was cuntingly impressed!
>
>With lots to do for all the family, it's a pissing
>shatarse experience, and will cuntpiss tremendously.
>We especially enjoyed the "white knuckle" rides such
>as THE SHATTOCK SHITMASTER rollercoaster, which is
>terrifying! And also Wankarse Cuntpisser, the Flaming
>Dickpenis, and the incredible Fuckin' Cunt of Doom.
>
>For those who prefer more gentle rides there are ones
>more to your liking, such as the peaceful subterranean
>boat ride, The Chinky Cockhole.
>
>All in all, a fuckering fantastic and most
>shitblasting day out. I recommend it cuntheartedly.

I must say that Shattock World is a riveting arsebelch! I had such fun not only with the very scary shattock master, but also with the Jumping Shitfart, not to mention the cunteringly cool Frollicking Crabarse ride.

But needless to fartsore, I took the tribe to Twattington's Pubic Adventure park in Longshaft, near Dickfelch, and I found it a riveting cocktickler of a place. With such dickprattlers as the Horsetickler Orgasmo, a very fast paced ride with many surprises, and a rather watery end!

Next on the list of fartpissers was the very high, and very aptly named Bellend Belcher, nearly a hundred foot drop from this beauty!! Had my girlfriend screaming all the way down the shaft! She was very satisfied when she reached the bottom, and after she had experienced the full length, she went back for more! Some people are never satsfied...

But all in all a shaggingly fucktastic day out for alll the family. I recommend it is everyone!

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CUNT PARK -- DON COCKPIECE, 19:02:08 08/26/05 Fri