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Date Posted: Sat, August 27 2005, 1:20:06
Author: 王大明
Subject: 礚肈

內地高校愛情短信?意十足，肉麻兼好笑

法律系：可愛的你偷走我的情、盜走我的心，我決定告你上法庭，?判你什麽罪呢？法官翻遍所有的犯罪??和案例，最後陪?團一致通過：判你終生歸我。

地理系：天氣預報：今天淩晨到白天有時有想你，下午轉大到暴想，預?心情將由此降低五度。受延長低氣壓帶影?，預?此?天氣將持續到?到你?止。

歷史系：據說最早的愛情?是這樣?的：你來自?南元謀，我來自北京周口，牽著你毛茸茸的小手，輕輕地咬上一小口，啊！是愛情?我?直立行走！

中文系：昨晚我托一隻蚊子去找你，?它告訴你我很想你，並?它替我親親你，因?現在我無法接近你！它會告訴你我多想你！你?我愛你有多深？大包代表我的心！

表演系：你的眼睛眨一下，我就死過去了，你的眼睛再眨一下，我就活過來了，你的眼睛眨來眨去，我就死去活來。

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