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Date Posted: 22:27:11 05/03/06 Wed
Author: Baptist Billy
Subject: Dear Billy (doing what I can to spread the word)

Here's a letter I got in the mail just the other day...

"Dear Billy,
Last week my boy, Little Jasper, and I were fishing down at the river. Well, Billy, I had a bit too much to drank and ...well I passed out drunk and naked. I'm sorry to say this, but Little Jasper saw my ...well you know...my thang. Will he turn out to be a homo?
Name and Address Withheld

What the BIBLE says:

"And Noah began to be a husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: and he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent, And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. . . . And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him, and he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren" (Genesis 9:20-25).

Billy's Helpful Hint:

It is obvious the boy is now cursed. I don't know if that curse will be homosexuality or not. It is too early to say. Keep an eye on the boy and if he starts to talk or walk funny you may have to kill him as according to:

More of what the BIBLE says:

"If a man also lieth with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them" (Leviticus 20:13).

Good luck, Your brother in CHRIST, Billy><>

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