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Subject: Re: Reason: Please! I'll suck you d!@k


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Date Posted: 08:03:07 07/04/05 Mon
In reply to: Jerry 's message, "Reason Why Not To Call The Police" on 07:57:15 07/04/05 Mon
 >Hey!
>
>Just about every lifter begs for you not to call the
>police. I was wondering what are the funniest reasons
>that they gave to to not make the call. Or even what
>they might have offered.

I had a black women in the late 50's if not early 60's beg me not to call the police.

"Please sir! don't call no powleese. I suck yo white dick real good baby! come on, don't you want yo dick suckted on? I even eat yo paste. I can gum yo dick baby, watch"

The she removed her upper and lower teeth, set them on my desk and offered to blow me right in front of my femail witness.
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Kid dont want dad to know he likes pantiesChuck12:47:11 07/04/05 Mon
    This one BEGGED me to call the cops!thelimit00:29:26 07/14/05 Thu

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