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Subject: (Fics) E-mails


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TJ
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Date Posted: 09:45:36 08/30/06 Wed

Okay, I put a lot of work into this one... and now I have to do all the fonts too...
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Well, I have done it!!! Unbeknownst to any of our crew, I have hacked their e-mail!!!
Not really. I just found funny chain letters, and I'm making it up. Just laugh, and go along with it...
Okay?
....
Please?
((You know the color codes, Sakura Red, Sasuke Blue, Naruto Orange, Kiya Pink, Kenshin Purple and Tige Green?)) OH! Kenshin’s Best Friend (who is a guy), is Zakary Teshi. He will be in… dark yellow. Suri (from the group pic you did on photo bucket) I used because… She was the only charrie that I was familiar with. And, I don’t care if this Suri is different that the other Suri, I’m writing her as the Suri that we both know. And that I’ve written for. Suri Wei is now in… Teal. Kiya’s dad… in… black I think…
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TO: Kenshin Hoshi (dragonboy@earthlink.net)

FROM: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)

SUBJECT: How not to get killed you your insane girlfriend...
26 Ways To Make A Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful. not hot!
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3. Hug her from behind.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. If you're talking to another girl, when your done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her....let her know she's yours and they aren’t. (And try not flirt to the girl you were talking to)
8. Write her notes or call her just to say "hi".
9. Introduce her to your friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair. (except if she spent a lot of time curling it).
11. Pick her up (she loves it).
12. Get upset if another guy touches her and she doesn’t like it.
13. Make her laugh.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her. (This one does not always work)
16. If you care about her, then (we all know this is a challenge) TELL HER.
17. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: a stuffed animal (she'll hug it every time she goes to sleep), jewelry (will treasure it forever), and one of his t-shirts (she'll most likely where it to bed) and don't forget to bring her flowers or something special once in a while.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Hang out with her on weekends.
21.Kiss her in the rain (girls love this).
22.Kiss her just for the heck of it.
23. If your listening to music, let her listen too.
24. Remember her birthday and get her something, even if its simple and inexpensive, it came from YOU. it means all the world to HER.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it’ll make her happy).
26. Always call her when you say you will, it may not seem like it, but it does hurt her and makes her thinks you don't care so call even if you can only talk for a minute.

Kenshin- Dude, this is hilarious!!!! Thought it might help with the crazy girlfriend... she's really creepy, you do know that? No offense man...
-Zak

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TO: Sasuke Uchiha (sasukeuchiha@kohona.net)

FROM: Kiya's Father (overprotective@kohona.net)

SUBJECT: Dating My Daughter
1. Name_________________________ Date of Birth____________
2. Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________
3. Social Security # ______________ Driver's license #__________
4. Boy Scout Rank_____________________________________
5. Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____
6. Do you have one male and one female parent? ____________ If no, explain answer _________________________________
7. Number of years parents married ________________________
8. Do you own a van? _______ A truck with oversized tires?______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? _______ Do you have a tattoo?_________ (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? ____________ ____________________________________________________.
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!" mean to you? __________________________________________________________.
11. Church you attend _______________ How often do you attend? _______________________
12. When is the best time to interview you father, mother, and bishop? Father ____________ Mother___________ Bishop__________
13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won't tell anyone ever- -promise) A. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the __________________ B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broke is my ____________ C. A woman's place is in the _________________________ D. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is __________________________________________________ E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is ______________
14. What do you want to be "if" you grow up? ________________
15. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device? _______
I swear all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, crucifixion, electrocution, Chinese water torture, and red hot pokers.
Signature ________________________
Thank-you for you interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch you back).
Please return before 5:00 tonight.
*Sasuke Passes out*
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TO: Naruto Uzamaki (narutouzamaki@hotmail.com)

FROM: Hatake Kakashi (hatakekakashi@jonin.web)

SUBJECT: 19 Ways to Confuse Santa Claus

19 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining
that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding
ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask
if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas.
Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy
when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa
suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that
say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and
wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way
home.
8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse
to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he
comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last
payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note
that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. :)" Leave another plate out with half a
stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that
says, "For Santa."
11. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When
Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They
always return to the scene of the crime."
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and
corrections.
13. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see
them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and
fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with
unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get
caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he
looked like a bear.
17. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
18. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the
house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been
"trampled." Threaten to sue.
19. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up
like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This
neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
*Naruto thinking: I HAVE TO TRY THIS!!!!*
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TO: Sakura Haruno (cherryblossom@yahoo.com)

FROM: Ino (?) (purplematchmaker@psycopig.net )

SUBJECT: Barbie’s Letter

Barbie's Letter

Dear Santa: Listen you fat little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here by next Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list:
A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweat shirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and Velcro crawling up your butt?
Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imitation underwear to my skin?!? It looks like cellulite!
A REAL man...maybe G.I. Joe. Hell, I'd take Tickle-Me Elmo over that wimped-out excuse for a boyfriend Ken. And what's with that earring anyway? If I'm gonna have to suffer with him, at least make him (and me) anatomically correct.
Arms that actually bend so I can push the aforementioned Ken-wimp away once he is anatomically correct.
Breast reduction surgery. I don't care whose arm you have to twist, just get it done.
A jogging bra. To wear until I get the surgery.
A new career. Pet doctor and school teacher just don't cut it. How about a systems analyst? Or better yet, an advertising account exec.
A new, more at least 90's persona. Maybe "PMS Barbie", complete with a miniature container of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and a bag of chips; "Animal Rights Barbie", with my very own paint gun, outfitted with a fake fur coat and handcuffs; or "Stop Smoking Barbie", sporting a removable Nicotrol patch and equipped with several packs of gum.
No more McDonald's endorsements. The grease is wrecking my vinyl.
Mattel stock options. It's been 37 years. I think I deserve it. Ok, Santa, that's it. Considering my valuable contribution to society, I don't think these requests are out of line. If you disagree, then you can find yourself a new bimbo doll for next Christmas. It's that simple.
Yours truly,
Barbie
(PS: Sasuke is MINE!!!)
*Sakura thinking: Well, he's actually Kiya's... WTF did she send this to me!!!?!?!*
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TO: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)
FROM: Suri Wei (suriwei@kohona.net)
SUBJECT: FWD: All I need to know in life...
ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS
* Good times are even better when they're shared.
* A good long talk can cure almost anything.
* Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets.
* Listening is just as important as talking.
* An understanding friend is better than a therapist...and cheaper too!
* Laughter makes the world a happier place.
* Friends are like wine; they get better with age.
* Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.
* Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!
* When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.
* YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!
* Girls just want to have fun.
* It's important to make time to do "girl things."
* Calories don't count when you are having lunch (or any other food) with your girlfriends.
* You can never have too many shoes.
* GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!
PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS

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TO: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)
FROM: Tocho Isamu (eviltwin@isamupshycos.co)
My dear niece!
How are you today??? I have had a LOT OF SUGAR!!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Oops, gotta go!!!
Uncle


*Tige rolls her eyes, and opens to send e-mail*

TO: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)
FROM: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)
SUBJECT: June Birthdays

JUNE
Thinks far with vision
Easily influenced by kindness
Polite and soft-spoken
Having lots of ideas
Sensitive
Active mind
Hesitating
Tends to delay
Choosy and always wants the best
Temperamental
Funny and humorous
Loves to joke
Good debating skills
Talkative
Daydreamer
Friendly
Knows how to make friends
Abiding
Able to show character
Easily hurt
Prone to getting colds
Loves to dress up
Easily bored
Fussy
Seldom show emotions
Takes time to recover when hurt
Brand conscious
Executive
Stubborn
Those who loves me are enemies
Those who hates me are friends
*****
How true, huh Ki? OH! I have to ask, where are the extra keys??? I cant find mine, I think that Deuce took em‘... or Kenshin.
I love him, but he's an idiot... agreed?

(plus, he’s really cute…)
Tige
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TO: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)

FROM: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)

SUBJECT: RE: June Birthdays

Ha! Funny, I agree...
Keys? I don’t actually have any, I usually you let me in.
Though, I know that I have a pair somewhere, most likely at the stables.
Awww... I always knew that the two of you would make a cute couple...
Please, don’t eat me.
Its true....
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TO: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)
FROM: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)
SUBJECT: RE: June Birthdays
KIYA!!!!
*Glares* I will let you live only because...
The sentiment is appriciated...
DO NOT FORWARD THIS E-MAIL LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME OR SO HELP ME GODDESS!!!!!
That was not funny, I had to stay in the house for like... TWO WEEKS!!!
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TO: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)
FROM: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)
SUBJECT: RE:June Birthdays
Well, I wont, since your like, right in the next room and all...
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!
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TO: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)
FROM: Kenshin Hoshi (dragonboy@earthlink.net)

SUBJECT: RE: How not to get killed you your insane girlfriend...
Okay, Zak, I like most of the e-mail...
BUT THE CREEPY PART MUST GO!!!

Tige isn’t creepy, she’s just unique.
And, if you call her creepy again I will break your jaw. And arms. And then I'll tell break the rest for good measure
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TO: Kenshin Hoshi (dragonboy@earthlink.net)
FROM: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)
SUBJECT: RE: How not to get killed by your insane girlfriend.
Gods sake Kenshin, I wasn’t serious.
You are WAY TOO overprotective, you do know that?
I just had a flash of inspiration, can I have her e-mail... whatsheranme... Tally or something?
(Sorry, bad memory) Please?
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TO: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)
FROM: Kenshin Hoshi (dragonboy@earthlink.net)

SUBJECT: RE: How not to get killed you your insane girlfriend...
Uh... why?
Fine, I'll give it to you....
But, I DID NOT GIVE YOU THE E-MAIL, GOT IT!!!!
its: tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk
Happy?
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TO: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk
FROM: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)
SUBJECT: You have driven my best friend off the deep end.
I SWEAR! He's like... NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!
Well, he was only HALF human to start...
BUT STILL!!!!
I cant even insult you (sorry) without him getting pissed off:
>Okay, Zak, I like most of the e-mail...
>BUT THE CREEPY PART MUST GO!!!
>Tige isn’t creepy, she’s just unique.
>And, if you call her creepy again I will break your jaw. And arms. And then I'll break the rest of your bones
>for good measure.
>So... BACK OFF!!!
SEE! This is what I mean!!!!!
And, you have a really weird e-mail address...
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TO: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaughter@aol.com)
FROM: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tigerwings.tk)
SUBJECT: RE: You have driven my best friend insane
It sends my mail to my site, you fool. I have a website that I update a lot, so I get my mail there. You're really stupid aren’t you?
And, how the hell did you get my e-mail...
Kenshin did it, didn’t he...
I have decided not to kill him, if you explain that e-mail fragment.
And, if you call Kenshin crazy again, I will carry out his threat...
AND HE'S MINE TOO!!!!!
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TO: Kenshin Hoshi (dragonboy@earthlink.net)
FROM: Zakary Teshi (aspiringlaugher@aol.com)
SUBJECT: Your 'odd' girlfriend...
Wow. You two really DO make a good couple... wow. I though that I'd never say this, but your blonde cousin may be right.
SEE:
>It sends my mail to my site, you fool. I have a website that I update a lot, so I get my mail there. You're >really stupid aren’t you?
>And, how the hell did you get my e-mail...
>Kenshin did it, didn’t he...
>I have decided not to kill him, if you explain that e-mail fragment.
>And, if you call Kenshin crazy again, I will carry out his threat...
>AND HE'S MINE TOO!!!!!
>BACK OFF *growls*
SEE! Its cr- weird.
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TO: Suri Wei (suriwei@kohona.net); Zakary Teshi (aspritinglaughter@aol.com)

FROM: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)

SUBJECT: Things I am finding amusing right now.

Have either of you noticed how cute Tige and Kenshin are???

It’s ADORABLE!!!!

Plus, I love to tease Tige about it..

^_^

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TO: Kiya’s Dad (overprotective@kohona.net)

FROM: Sasuke Uchiha (sasukuchiha@kohona.net)

SUBJECT: RE: Dating my Daughter.


1. Name: Sasuke Uchiha Date of Birth: 3/16/93

2. Height: 5' 8" Weight: 135 lbs. IQ: 325 GPA: 4.5

3. Social Security #: 124242 Driver's license #12453

4. Boy Scout Rank: N/A

5. Home Address: Uchiha Manor Village: Kohona, Leaf Zip:53092

6. Do you have one male and one female parent? No. If no, explain answer: They were killed, along with the rest of my family by my blood crazed brother.

7. Number of years parents married 18

8. Do you own a van? No. A truck with oversized tires? No. Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? No. Do you have a tattoo? Just a curse seal. (if yes to any of #8, discontinue application and leave the premises)

9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you? Not on time. Or, an hour before I was supposed to be there.

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!" mean to you? Not to touch your daughter.

11. Church you attend N/A How often do you attend? N/A

12. When is the best time to interview you father, mother, and bishop? Father : Dead Mother: Dead Bishop: N/A

13. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer all questions freely, all answers are confidential (that means I won't tell anyone ever- -promise)
A. If I were shot, the last place I would want to be wounded is in the: Arm
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broke is my: Arm
C. A woman's place is: Where ever she want to be
D. The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is nothing
E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is personality

14. What do you want to be "if" you grow up? A ninja.

15. Are you willing to wear an electronic tracking device? If I must.

I swear all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, crucifixion, electrocution, Chinese water torture, and red hot pokers.

Signature: Sasuke Uchiha

Thank-you for you interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might watch you back).
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Is this what you were looking for?

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TO: Kenshin Hoshi (dragon boy@earthlink.net)

FROM: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@tiger-wings.tk)

SUBJECT: Diabolical planning next door…

I’m scared. Your cousin keeps on giggling, and I don’t think that it bodes well for either of us.

So, I’m escaping. Hiding, really. I hope that you don’t have company over, because I’m hiding at your house.

Also, I hope that you read this before I get there.

You know you love me,

Tige

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TO: Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@tiger-wings.tk)

FROM: Kenshin Hoshi (dragon boy@earthlink.net)

SUBJECT: What…?

I think that you delight in being unique. But, that’s okay, I still love you.

Speaking of which, I think that you may just have been serious.

Someone just knocked on my front door.

TJ, I know its you, and you are so lucky that everyone is out of town this weekend, or- week. Otherwise I think that my Mother would kill you…

The ever elusive,

Kenshin

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TO: Suri Wei (suriwei@kohona.net); Zakary Teshi (aspiring laugher@aol.com)

FROM: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)

SUBJECT: Plans…

Oh. My. God. I am in shock…

THIS IS SO NOT HAPPENING!!!!

Okay, so I heard Tige walking out of the front door, so I came out of my room to see what was going on….and only found a note, it read:

Kiya, since I have been hearing non-stop giggling, and I suspect evil plans underway, I have left. Will be staying over at Kenshin’s house, most likely be back… whenever I feel like it.

Tige

Its WEIRD!
Anyone want to have a party at my place?

Yes?

Sweet, I’ll call Sasuke and anybody else who cares.

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Kiya switched off her iMac with a glare.

Okay, so maybe she hadn’t been able to bother Tige and Kenshin, but now Tige was staying over at Kenshin’s… And she could hold a party. That cheered her up.

She laughed to herself as she picked up the phone. Dialing Sasuke’s number, she sat down on a plush armchair.

“Kiya… is that you?” His voice came over the line, sounding tired.

“Yup! I’m holding an impromptu party whilst Tige is away, wanna come?”

“I’d love to, but I think that your Dad would kill me. He just sent me a twenty question profile sheet, and is now running my name through police files.”

“Really? Usually he just sends Kenshin after them? Anyways, he wont do anything to you. If he tries, I’ll just start crying, and he’ll leave you alone!”

“…”

“I’ll take that as a yes!” Kiya giggled, and hung up the phone.

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Tige knocked on the door of Kenshin’s large home, resisting the urge to chew on her nails.

He opened the door a few seconds later, and leaned up against the doorframe. “You are so lucky that I’m the only one home right now…. Well, until next Sunday.”

Tige laughed, and stepped past him, her shoulder length striped hair brushing against his face. “That would be why you’re dressed like you just woke up?”

Kenshin looked down, and finally noticed what he was wearing, but shrugged it off. “Yeah, that would be why.”

“Oh…” she glanced around the kitchen. “I feel tremendously overdressed.” She commented, and laughed.

She was clad in a pair of flannel pants that were a few sizes too big (Pajamas) a t-shirt, and one of Kenshin’s sweaters.

“Eh, not really. You fit right in. Hey, if you think about it, Kau isn’t really wearing anything!”

Tige glanced over at him, with her eyebrows raised.

He sighed, and draping an arm around her shoulders, the two proceeded up the staircase to Kenshin’s room.
“Some people just don’t understand genius.”

Tige rolled her eyes again, suppressing the blush rising slowly to her face.

As the two entered Kenshin’s room, his internet windows were still running, as Tige noticed, but she ignored that, and flopped down onto Kenshin’s unmade bed.

Pulling off his sweatshirt, she burrowed under the comforter, and stuck her head out so she could see Kenshin.

He was seated at his desk chair, watching with amusement.

“Oh, shut up.” She told him, but not with much conviction.

He laughed, and went back to his computer screen, and opened a new email from Kiya.

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TO: Kenshin Hoshi (dragon boy@earthlink.net); Tige Isamu (tigeradmin@www.tiger-wings.tk)

FROM: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbcglobal.net)

SUBJECT: What are you doing…

You two, what are you up to? World takeover or something?

Just behave, okay? No evil armies of zombies or anything. And, don’t do anything stupid!

=====

Tige, who had gotten off the bed, grinned. Her trademark lopsided I’m-about-to-cause-havoc grin.

She grabbed the keyboard, and sitting down on Kenshin, who just wrapped his arms around her waist.

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TO: Kiya Hoshi (barnbum93@sbc.global.net)

FROM: Kenshin Hoshi (dragon boy@earthlink.net)

SUBJECT: RE: What are you doing?

Kiya, sweetie, if we don’t feel like telling you, we wont.

Who do you are, my Grandmother?

I am deeply insulted.

You’re the one who I should be worried about, wild house party much?

And, Kiya, I told you… I might have to resort to cannibalism next time we meet.

Tige

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Kenshin read over Tige’s shoulder as she typed. What? She’s kind of small compared to him.

As she clicked send, he met the mischievous gaze directed his way, and pulling her close against him, twisting his neck at an odd angle, kissed her.

Tige’s fingers just tapped out a message to everyone.

BUSY. CALL LATER!

She flicked the power switch with her foot, and Kenshin raised an eyebrow.

“What?” She replied, and once again curled up in the large bed.

“You are truly unique.” Was all he said, and then sitting next to her, just hugged her tightly.

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Kiya read Kenshin’s- no, Tige’s reply, and twitched.

“Sasuke, if you thought that my Dad was bad… Tige and Kenshin are a whole ‘nother story!” She called out of the open door of her room, where Sasuke was bent over a stack of forms.

“I think that everyone in your family is insane.” He glared at her.

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Kiya’s Dad was sure bent on making sure that Sasuke wasn’t a mass murderer…
LOOK FOR THE UPCOMING SEQUEL…

THE DOCUMENTS OF EVERYONE!!!!!

*DUN DUN DUN!!!!!*

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