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Subject: Obnoxious Fan Girls


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TJ
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Date Posted: 15:45:20 07/20/06 Thu
In reply to: TJ 's message, "P.O.T.N. Update" on 14:45:27 07/20/06 Thu

Sauske woke up first thing in the morning, with a feeling of dread, and contentment. Dread, because he was scheduled by Kakashi to spend a day with Kiya, so they would stop going at each other with snide and abusive comments, and contentment for the same reason. As he looked at the clock and realized that is was around 4:45 AM, tried to get back to sleep. But, those ANNOYING birds outside his window wouldn’t stop. It was like they had a personal vendetta against him. Or something, maybe it was just early morning paranoia. He glared at the window, and got up, grabbing a dictionary from a nearby table (he had used it after Kiya had called him a machismo) and went over to his window, and threw it at the birds. He had forgotten about one thing though.

“OMG! Sauske threw his dictionary at me! It MUST be LOVE!!!!” On of the fan girls yelled.

“LOOK! He’s not wearing a shirt!” Another squealed.

He groaned, and slammed his window, and closed the curtains.

He got dressed slowly, knowing that Kiya would probably be there within an hour, but it wouldn’t hurt to be ready.

He glared at the fridge as he looked for food. Annoying thing, why cant it restock itself. He heard the birds, and fan girls again, and decided to see what they would do if he threw cheese at them.

He grabbed the Swiss, and opening his window again, grinning evilly, threw it at the head of one of them.

“OW! OMG!!! LOOK! Love CHEESE!” She shirked.

Sauske closed the window, and fell over laughing. This was just too good. Why hadn’t he tried this before?

The next hour was passed by throwing things at the crowd gathered outside his house. Kiya was surprisingly, late.

He was just trying to decide to throw either the vase, or box of nails next when he heard a voice ring out clearly in the crowd.

“HEY! You out of the way! Coming through! DO I HAVE TO SET YOU ON FIRE!!!!”

He went to the window, and threw the vase into the crowd, and while they were distracted, opened the door to let Kiya in.

“Sorry I was late, family emergency.” Kiya told him. “And, Tige made me bring food. She thinks you have malnutrition.”
“Thanks, I threw all my food out the window.”

“What?”

“I have a new hobby.”

Oh? Really. What?” Kiya asked, skeptical.

“Watch this.” Sauske grinned, and taking the box of nails in hand, threw them out the window.

“AAHHH! OMG! Sauske’s NAILS!!!!!” An obnoxious fan girl screeched.


Sauske fell over laughing once again.

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