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Subject: poor Kankuro

Author:
kiya

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Date Posted: 13:22:38 08/21/06 Mon
In reply to: TJ 's message, "Music and Pictures" on 12:46:46 08/21/06 Mon

1: Kick him in the nouts and if he falls to the gound say "Oh I thought it was your puppet oh well no harm done." and walk away.
2: Follow him around singing "Master Of Puppets." and if he joins in punch him in the throat.
3: Tell him to stop playing with dolls.
4: Tell him "Gaara really wants a hug from his big brother." and if he hugs Gaara run away b4 u get covered in blood.
5: Replace his puppets with Barbie dolls.
6: Ask him why he always covers his hair then say "You have lice don't you?"
7: Steal his makeup and say "Oh yeah Gaara needed more eye liner."
8: Stick a note on him that says "Deep down I'm gay, thats why I play with dolls."
9: Ask him why he uses puppets then say "Wait a minute....... no one cares."
10: Tell him he has something and his face then say "It's right here, no HERE, RIGHT HERE DAMMIT, fine be that way but you look ridiculous."
11: Tell him to stop stealing Temari's makeup.
12: Ask him "Does your ENTIRE family where makeup or is it just you freaks."
13: Give him some Shampoo and Conditioner and say "For the lice."
14: Make him memorize all the words to "Master Of Puppets."
15: When ever he fights play "Master Of Puppets" as loud as possible (I know I'm gettin repetitve by using master of puppets but that should annoy him.)
16: Walk up to him and say "I know your not the one controling the puppets, it's really Gaara you fill them with sand so he can use it and you get all the credit."
17: Tell him he has problems.
18: Steal his puppets and put them in Gaara's room (Make sure one's in his bed and put Gaara's arm around it.)
19: Ask him why he uses puppets then say "Why?" after he answers and just keep askin why.
20: Glue his puppets to Gaara's gourd.
21: Dump sand on him while he sleeps then when he wakes up say "Gaara had nightmares."
22: Whenever he asks you a question say "Ask the puppets I told them earlier."
23: Repeat till he kills you.

I like 1, 4, 7, and 22.

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Subject	Author	Date
GAH!!!! I know that's your line but...	kiya	13:32:34 08/21/06 Mon