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Date Posted: 06:49:00 10/25/05 Tue
Author: Ashley
Subject: Re: A Pissed Off Italian Girl!
In reply to: Matthew Villani 's message, "Re: A Pissed Off Italian Girl!" on 23:23:51 10/24/05 Mon

LOL! I can just see it now. This is a summary of how I would picture his longevity, or lack thereof, on this site.


Ernie: "Jen, you are undoubtedly a woman of color, infact you bear a striking unmistakable resemblance to Whoopi Goldberg, your hair, skin, etc is a reasonable facsimile of a carbon-copy twin blah blah blah blah blah blah..."

Matthew: "STRIKE ONE!"

Ernie: "What's the matter, Matthew, does the truth hurt that your girl obviously has African admixture, as do you, and everyone else in the world?"

Matthew: "STRIKE TWO!"

Ernie: "Your metaphorical striking out, like in baseball, shows that you are enthralled by sports, which are dominated by African-Americans that bear an unmistakeable resemblance to everyone here, blah blah blah gab gab gab blah blah blah".

Matthew: "STRIKE THREE! YOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRR'EEEEEEE OOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!"

And that is exactly how long I predict Ernie lasting, 3 posts. Along with the strikes he'll probably be ripped to shreads by everyone, I KNOW I will and I'll have fun doing so too.

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