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Date Posted: 13:39:50 10/26/05 Wed
Author: Truthfully
Subject: Re: Note to everyone
In reply to: Black Duck 's message, "Re: Note to everyone" on 09:36:31 10/26/05 Wed

>Duck find no humor in jokes. Duck get revenge by
>telling more fake stories. Like time Duck give
>Matthewboy and Ashleygirl bowel blast with creamcorn,
>collared greens, one can alphabet soup and they run to
>bathroom to go poopy. Duck tell all kinds of stories
>like that. Duck also order creamporkpies from local
>restaraunt. Duck love creamporkpies. Duck obsessed.
>Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

Ha ha ha, good parody. Now here's some more jokes to raise a few chuckles.

Why won't sharks eat nigs?
They think it's whale shit

What do you call a White man surrounded by 50 Blacks?
Coach

What do you call a White man surrounded by 500 Blacks?
Warden

What's the flattest surface to iron clothes on?
A porch monkey's nose

How long does it take for she-boons to shit?
Nine months

Any nigs who might come across this, and try to change the last two from Black to White, here are the reasons why they were meant for you.
Your noses are both wide and flat as all fuck. So it's only logical that it would be the flattest place for ironing. Besides, more and more niggers are constantly chasing after SWEET WHITE ASS, so you dumbshits shoved your feet in your mouths when you say a White's girl's ass is the flattest spot to iron clothes.
And about the whole "nine months to take a shit" thing, it makes sense when it's about porch monkeys because shit is dark and smells really fucking bad, just like sprogs.
Keep in mind all of them were meant for spooks, but the last two especially apply.

Anybody else here tired of seeing Black switched to White and vice versa? It's bullshit, they do it because they're too fuckin stupid to come up with anything original.

Does anyone also agree that there is a difference between Black PEOPLE and niggers?

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