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Date Posted: 13:07:56 11/09/05 Wed
Author: Black Duck
Subject: Re: Note to everyone
In reply to: Truthfully 's message, "Re: Note to everyone" on 13:23:54 10/28/05 Fri

>>Q: What's long, loud, obnoxious, Black, and smells
>>like shit.
>>A: The foodstamp line.
>>
>>Q: Why don't blacks use checks?
>>A: Because they find it too hard to sign their names
>>in spray
>> paint.
>>
>>Q: Why aren't there any sandboxes in Harlem?
>>A: Cats keep trying to bury the baby nigglets.
>>
>>Q: What's black, orange, and very pretty?
>>A: A nigger on fire
>>
>>Q: Why do Niggers wear baggy pants?
>>A: To hide their tails.
>>
>>Q: Why do niggers keep chickens in there backyard?
>>A: To teach there kid's how to walk.
>>
>>Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented?
>>A: To teach Niggers to walk on their hind legs.
>>
>>Q: What is eight miles long and has a combined I.Q. of
>>52?
>>A: The "Martin Luther King Day" parade.
>>
>>Q: What's dumber than three wiggers trying to build a
>>house
>> underwater?
>>A: Three niggers trying to burn it down.
>>
>>Q: What do niggers and sperm have in common?
>>A: Only one in two million work
>
>What do you call a nigger with half a brain?
>Gifted
>
>What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 100?
>Africa
>
>How do you get a sprog out of a tree?
>Cut the rope
>
>When's the best time to smile at a nig?
>Down the scope of your rifle
>
>Why do niggers like basketball so much?
>Because they can run, shoot, and steal
>
>Why are there cotton fluffs on top of medicine bottles?
>To remind spooks they were cotton pickers before they
>were drug addicts

Duck no find this funny. If continue Duck tell more stupid stories about Duck being stuck in anal phase with bowel blasts with creamcorn and being big fat Black Duck from all those creamporkpies. Duck also take dingdong for walk in park with leash, Duck need leash because when Duck see woman, Duck's dingdong go wooowooo, even if she ugly cow because Duck never get any even though Duck have one nut like grapefruit, one nut like orange, because Duck have dingdong head shaped like deformed bell pepper. Plus Duck too dumb to get date even with most desperate girl. Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack.

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