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Date Posted: 16:18:47 12/31/01 Mon
*The Scene opens up with a shot of the huge K-Rock sign outside the New York's K-Rock studio. The shot moves from the sign, to a wide shot of the studio itself. The shot then cuts to the halls of the studio. Many celebreties have made this walk, whether it be to go see Howard Stern on his morning show, or to play at the 5 o'clock rundown. Stars spreading from Heather Locklear (yes she could give a dog a bone), to MLB great Derek Jeter. And Now, today, on the afternoon of New Year's Eve 2001, the man familiar to all HWA fans, Bronx Bomber, walks the walk of fame, into the K-rock studio. The DJ's at the current time are Cane and Cabbie, as Bomber makes an appearance at the Cane show*
*The shot cuts to Bomber, has he is now waiting in the waiting room. At the current moment, K-rock is playing Adema - The Way You Like It, Bronx Bomber is on after the song ends. As is tradition in the k-rock studio, a lowly intern interviews the celebrety guest right before the celebrety gets on the air, however no iterns showed up today so the next lowest man gets the job..*
Chris Booker(lol, this guy is the man but he's everyones bitch at krock so i must) - Hey, I'm Booker.. I am not an intern, I actually have a show that runs from 10 pm - 2 AM
Bronx Bomber - K-rock operates during those hours?
Chris Booker(agitated) - yeah..it does..maybe if more people listen to my damn show I would get on during the day time.
Bronx Bomber - isn't this supposed to be about me? and about the HWA? not about ur crappy ass show that brings K-rock's overall ratings down..
Chris Booker - I'm an MTV2 VJ ya know!
Bronx Bomber - AHAHAH!! MTV SUCKS. Everyone knows that everything that touches MTV is a sellout, and sucks royal asshole.
Chris Booker - Well..uh..erm..your on next, get in the booth.
Bronx Bomber - Good luck with your show, and get the hell off of MTV 2 if you want any fans at all
*Bomber leaves, and opens the studio door, and closes it behind him. Booker is left feeling down, and angered*
*Inside the studio, Bomber and Cabbie shake hands, while Cane is talking. Cabbie informs Bomber that their on the air without saying anything, and Bomber tries his best to not make a sound*
Cane - After these commercials we'll have HWA superstar Bronx Bomber in the studio, and we'll chat for a while. Call the k-rock studio if you have any questions or e-mail us at krockradio.com.
*Cane motions that their off the air, and Bomber shakes Cane's hand*
Bronx Bomber: Hey man, I'm glad to be here, you don't know. I have been a fan of yours for years now.
Cane - Thanks man, I have been a fan of yours for a while too. I didnt realize how big you are...on TV you dont seem as impressive as in person, I tell you that.
Cabbie - Yeah, your huge allright.
Bronx Bomber - You're pretty big yourself there Cabbie
*Cane and Bomber laugh for a few moments, when Cane is told that they will be on air in a matter of moments*
Cane - We're back, and HWA superstar Bronx Bomber is here with us, Hey man.
Bronx Bomber - Hey Cane, it's great to be here.
Crazy Cabbie - Let me tell you people out there, this man is *BEEPING* Huge..*Beep* i forgot we were on radio, sorry kids hahaha
Cane - Cabbie go sit in the corner and heat a hot dog for a little while...so bomber, the HWA has resurfaced again after being sidelined by 9.11 *pause*... and the competition is as fierce as ever, have you been training harder because of this?
Bronx Bomber - well, I'm always trying to train harder, because no matter how strong, quick, and smart you are there is always someone better out there that you need to beat. My goal has always been the world title, but there is only one man i want to beat for the world title, and if i win it from anyone else, it wouldnt be the same
Cabbie - who? Pimp 2 Dope? that guy is phat
Cane - Your fat. Go on Bomber, who?
Bronx Bomber - Well, the man i want to beat more than anything is Jason Chambers.
Cane - That guy is a deushe...he cares to much, me i dont care about anything..let it all hang out is my motto.
Cabbie - He's too much good...he's gotta be a fake, noone is that happy all the time...find his weakness and beat his ass Bomber.
Bronx Bomber - your not just sayin that cuz i could bust your head open are you?
Cane - Don't listen to him..he's a jackass, ignore him like everyone else.
Cabbie - At least im not Booker...he's a big pile of queer
Cane - Shut up or you'll be sittin next to him on the Booger (Cane always calls booker's show the booger show, i didnt misspell it) show from now on.
Cabbie - Shut up Cane i will beat you like i would Carson Daily. Bomber, how's that Krazy King Mike guy, he sounds like a cool guy
Bronx Bomber - hes not single Cabbie. Anyway, I have a match on the first Fear back, it's for the number one contendership for the Windy City title.
Cane - Who you fighting?
Bronx Bomber - Mystic...
Cane - Oh yeah, that guy has been talking a lot of shit, you should take him to the yard
Bronx Bomber - Not only that, but then I will beat the Legend Pimp 2 Dope for his Windy City title, and that would establish me as a big time player
Cabbie - Isn't Pimp the world champ too?
Bronx Bomber - yeah
Cane - Well that would mean, if you beat him for the Windy City championship, that you could be a world champion some day down the line.
Bronx Bomber - That's my goal.
Cabbie - so what are you doing tonight?
Bronx Bomber - me and my girl are going to a party how about you cane?
Cane - Im going to jersy to party...stay the hell away from the city tonight, its going to be crazy!
Cabbie - I'm going to stay home and chill with my cat
*Cane and Bomber begin to laugh at Crazy Cabbie*
Cabbie - Dick Clark, it might be his last year, i don't want to miss it ya know
Bronx Bomber - sure...
Cane - Well our producer's are telling me, that we're just about out of time. I'd like to thank Bronx bomber for being here, Cabbie for smelling up the studio, Stutering John is up next, good night New York!
*The trio get up and leave the studio, Stutering John enters. The scene fades as the trio leave the studio and Cabbie falls on his ass, while landing on Chris Booker*
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