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Subject: DisMissed-Windy City Champ Author: Jason Crisis [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:59:55 01/05/02 Sat :::: As your computer screen fades from an extreme darkness the scene opens up on the set of MTV's new television show DisMissed in which two men or two ladies compete to win the date that they are going on. Today MTV is having a very special eddition in which Jason Crisis of the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance is one of the men trying to win the heart of the lady. The scene zooms in to the profiles of each person involved with the date. The first guy before the television screen is a young guy with a medium build. He is clad with a white visor hat with a little blue play boy bunny in the front. He is wearing a tight blue muscle shirt and he has a big smile on his face. :::: Jordan Taylor: Hey my name is Jordan I'm 24 years old and currently a student at Yale University. I'm a basketball player for the school and intrested in finding a lady I can relate with and have fun with at the same time. :::: The scene changes to Jason. Jason is clad with and light blu plaid Nautica shirt with a white Nautica shirt under it and dark blue baggy jeans. Jason also has shades on his forehead. The camera zooms in at him also as he begins to speak. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: What the deal MTV I'm the "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis. I am 24 years old also and I am currently a professional wrestler at the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance and I am the Windy City champion. Really I am looking for a beautiful girl with big tities and a nice ass who is willing to suck my d***..... :::: A voice in the backround shouts :::: Voice: You can't say that on television Jason! "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: I'm a god damn celebrity I can say what the hell I want to say! :::: The camera then switches to the girl that both men are trying to impress and she a beautiful girl. She is everything Crisis described and more. Her beautiful blonde hair rests on her head flawlessly and her smile is tremendous. She is dressed in a pink tight tank top and a short black skirt. She also like Crisis has sunglasses resting on her forehead. The camera zooms in a bit more as she begins to speak. :::: Ariana Downes: Hey you guys I am Ariana Downes and I am 22 years old. I currently go to college at SCU. I am looking for a guy that is more then just looking at my body, I am looking for a guy who can identify with how I feel someone who can make me feel good. :::: The scene switches to the Disney World theme park where Jordan Taylor is waiting to meet his opposistion Jason Crisis. He stands by the Super man ride. Jason Crisis slowly walks over not noticed by Jordan. Jason taps Jordan on the shoulder and Jordan turns around and finds himself looking at pure muscle. :::: Jordan Taylor: ar...are you Jason? :::: Jason smiles to himself and shakes his head :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Yea I'm Jason...you must be Johnny? Jordan Taylor: No.. "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Joshua? Jordan Taylor: No..... "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis:Yea well fuck your name....where is this bitch at? :::: Both guys look around and find Ariana standing over at one of the game stands leaning against it sipping on a smoothie. She looks radiant. Jason and Jordan slowly walk over to Ariana slowly and calmly. She smiles at both of the guys. Not noticed Jordan takes out of his back pocket a heart shaped box of chocolates :::: Jordan Taylor: Hey...these are for you.... :::: Ariana's mouth drops as he hands her the chocolates and she gives him a hug and Jason looks on in disgust. :::: Ariana Downes: aww that is so sweet.... thank you... :::: She turns her attention from Jordan over to Jason. :::: Ariana Downes: And you must be Jason... "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: yeah I'm Jason....I got you something to.. Ariana Downes: You did? awwww :::: Her mouth drops again. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Keep your mouth open like that and we can go behind this game stand and I'll show you. :::: Jason begins to laugh hysterically but Ariana and Jordan both look at him in disgust. Jason looks over at Jordan. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Don't give me that look you little bitch! I'll beat your ass like I beat Jake Tanner's ass the other night. Speaking of that asshole you look a bit like him. Well come this Tuesday you wont resemble him a bit... Jordan Taylor: Why is that? "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Well I'm going to beat his ass so bad his face is going to be disfigures like he had down syndrom.. :::: Jason laughs hysterically again. :::: Ariana Downes: That isn't funny one of my cousin has down syndrom! "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Jesus Christ one of your cousins is a retard? How do you put up with that shit? A person pissing and shitting on himself constantly thats disgusting. :::: Jason continues to laugh :::: Jordan Taylor: Well any way this is the portion of my date. I picked Disney World seeing that the whether is so nice down here and it'll get everybody in good moods going on all the rides and everything. "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: This was a shitty idea....now you are starting to think like Mystic and Tanner. Thinking like an idiot. I know in thier heads they think they are going to take me out of the match quicky but they got something coming if they think that. Hell....I just whooped Tanner's ass the other night like I said! Ariana Downes: I think it was a great idea...... :::: As alll three of them walk around they ride a few rides and sit down to get something to eat and conversate. :::: Ariana Downes: So Jordan what are you looking for in a female? :::: Jordan smiles :::: Jordan Taylor: Well I wouldn't mind a beautiful girl like you....I'd like a girl who doesn't have an attitude and is down to earth easy to conversate with.... :::: Ariana switches her attention over to Jason :::: Ariana Downes: How bout' you? :::: She smiles at Jason :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: I like a girl thats good with her tongue.... Ariana Downes: That's it? "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: I also like a girl who is going to be at ringside this Tuesday to watch me compete in my first match against Mystic and Tanner. You know it's a very important match in my career and my first match I'm going to win a title.... Ariana Downes: Why are you so sure of yourself? :::: Jason looks at her like she is stupid. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Why am I so sure of my self? Look at me god damn I'm a genetic freak. I'm beautiful. One super kick laid out Tanner imagine a whole series of em! Ariana Downes: But what about that Mystic guy? "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: What about em'? The only thing I have to say is it's going to be "mystic" how I'm tossing his ass all around the ring. Both men stand no chance against me just for the fact that they are so stupid. I mean did Jake Tanner not know to watch his back? Off course I am going to make my name known on the return card of the HWA? Ariana Downes: uhh whatever..... :::: The scene fades to black and then fades back up at a bar in which Ariana, Jordan and Jason are all enjoying thier meals. Jason has about five empty beer bottles besides his plate. :::: Ariana Downes: So Jason why did you choose a bar as your date? :::: Jason hiccups :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Cause I could use a few victory beers....I need to celebrate.... Ariana Downes: What are you celebrating... :::: Jason starts to scream as Jordan watches on. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I AM THE WINDY CITY CHAMPION. I AM A FUCKING ICON AND I HAVE YET TO BEGIN MY WRESTLING CAREER IN THE HWA!!!!!! :::: Ariana looks scarred and Jordan steps in trying to calm Jason down a bit ::::: Jordan Taylor: Hey man why don't you take it easy she's a female! "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: Why don't I take it easy? :::: Jason super kicks Taylor knocking him out as Ariana stans up in panic. :::: Ariana Downes: What the hell are you doing? :::: Jason says nothing and simply locks Ariana up in suplex posistion and delivers a brain buster through the table that they are sitting at. Everyone looks on in shock. :::: "Innovator of Excellence" Jason Crisis: You guys could never appreciate me any way! This Tuesday Mystic and Tanner I know the both of you are watching me and quite frankly I know the both of you are scarred! This Tuesday you are going to meet a road block and the two of you both will know pain! Tanner you already got a little sample and Mystic you will see! I will be the champion and I will be respected whether the both of you are liking it or not! Be ready because Tuesday is going to be one hell of a ride that you two will not be able to finish.......literally. Rest up guys.... Terror is going to be a long night...... :::: The scene fades to black as the MTV recorders know not what to do. :::: [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]