| Subject: Not Gonna Slip From My Grasp THIS TIME |
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Jake Tanner
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Date Posted: 21:52:13 02/03/02 Sun
**The scene opens up in the HWA Arena once again. We are in the locker room of The Madman of Queens as sits comfortably in a chair in the corner of the room talking on the phone...**
Jake Tanner: Yeah....uh-huh......yeah. That's right. Me and Justin Sane in the finals for the Hardcore Title....I know!.....I know........Of course I can take him. I've done it before, and I can do it again.......Yeah, I know.....Yeah.....I'm sorry you are gonna miss it Lisa.....I know...I'll be thinkin' about you during the match....Yep, this match is for you baby...Yeah, OK. Yeah. Aight I'll see ya on Sunday. I love you too. Bye, baby. >klik<
**Jake Tanner sighs to himself knowing what a high class woman he found for himself. His thoughts are interuppted by a knock on the door...**
Jake Tanner: C'mon in.
Max Wulf: It's me again.
Jake Tanner: HEY, slappy! Good ta see ya! How's the jaw?
Max Wulf: Screw you Tanner. Give me an interview.
Jake Tanner: Screw ME? OH No no no no no, my friend. Screw YOU! You talk like that to guys like DBR, KKM, Pimp 2 Dope? Huh?
Max Wulf (starting to back himself into a corner): Well, actually, I try to avoid interviewing the likes of them.
Jake Tanner (slowly advancing): Oh, so you think those guys are tougher that me? Huh? You don't think I can dish out the punishment like them? You think you can say "screw you" to me and not them?
Max Wulf: NO! No, it's just that I-I-I-I-
Jake Tanner: You-you-you WHAT? What Max? You think I ain't special? Huh? You think I ain't ready for the big time? Huh? HUH? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!
Max Wulf: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE FACE!!!!
Jake Tanner: Oh Max. What makes you think I would EVER lay a hand on you?
**And at that, Jake headbutts Max, who's head ricochets off the wall behind him and he slumps to the floor...**
Jake Tanner: But a headbutt ain't layin' a HAND on ya now, is it? I'm tired of you interviewing me. Where's that Flyman chick.
**We fade out on Max. We fade in again to Lisa Flyman standing next to Jake Tanner. They are standing in front of a metallic looking wall with the HWA logo imprinted into it and a screen flashing HWA type designs. Lisa looks into the camera and begins the interview...**
Flyman: Lisa Flyman here with another interview with a HWA Superstar. Jake Tanner, thank you for coming by.
Jake Tanner: No problem. Ya know, you're much nicer than that Wulf dumbass.
Flyman: Yes, well, thank you. Back on the subject, this coming Friday Fear, you face off against Justin Sane. This match is for the HWA Hardcore Title, a belt you have yet to capture here in the HWA. What are your feelings about this?
Jake Tanner: Well I feel it's about damn time for me to get that belt! I've missed so many opportunities to get the Hardcore Title. It's time for me to finally claim what is rightfully mine.
Flyman: Well, you've beaten Justin Sane in the past. Do you think he will be tougher to take down this time?
Jake Tanner: If he's been training, like I know he has, of course he will be tougher. But that means I just gotta bring the level up a few notches. Note that last time me and Justin faced, it was in an old-fashioned, regular wrasslin' match. This time, he can actually BRING that damn barbed wire bat if he wants to. I say bring it on!!! I think I can honestly turn any object you can bring into play against you in some shape or form Justin Sane. I can get hardcore with the best of them. And according to you, you ARE one of the best in this area. Well, we shall just see who is dominant in this one.
Flyman: Any last things to say?
Jake Tanner: Yeah. This match is goin' out to my one and only Lisa Catera. I know the rewards for winning a big match from her. With motivation like that, how can I lose?!
Flyman: Heh heh, good point. Well, I'm Lisa Flyman and we'll see you on Friday.
**We fade to black....**
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