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Date Posted: 11:41:07 09/20/05 Tue
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recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in kentucky. after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. the man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. after what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. he sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. he moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more people left the bar.
at last, the parking lot was empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
the police officer having waited patiently all this time, now started his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. to his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcoholic beverages at all. dumbfounded, the officer said, "i'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"i doubt it," replied the truly proud kentuckian. "tonight i'm the designated decoy." LOL!!!
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