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Subject: 21 clues a woman should call it a nite

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BAlesia

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Date Posted: 09:00:32 10/04/05 Tue
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Subject: 21 clues a woman should call it a nite

21 CLUES A WOMAN SHOULD CALL IT A NIGHT:

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I could do it.

4. In my last trip to pee I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. burrito on the fast food floor, pick it up and keep on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the vodka.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, DON'T take this the WRONG WAY but...

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.

19. I begin le! aving th e zipper down on my pants to cut down on the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having problems walking straight.

21. I start believing that everyone in the room wants to see my boobs.

If you laughed at the ones that remind you of someone...send this along to the girls (or guys) you know who like to have fun. Let them laugh at themselves too. (We all know who we are, or were...)

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Subject	Author	Date
now that is HILARIOUS!!!! LOL! 2, 5, & 20 are my favs....along with 1 if ya change purse to coat. (NT)	emily	09:59:39 10/04/05 Tue

tell us how you really feel? (NT)	YIKES	16:31:25 10/09/05 Sun

Re: Crooch is one pretty lucky guy if it's true. Someone been denied lately? (NT)	Maggie	20:53:02 10/09/05 Sun

Re: By the by, I vote for this message to be taken off the board (NT)	Mag	20:55:36 10/09/05 Sun