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Subject: If you like this question... read the book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman writer for Spin magazine... I think it is a great question for music fans everywhere Author: me [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 11:14:21 10/08/05 Sat Author Host/IP: c-67-173-185-155.hsd1.il.comcast.net/67.173.185.155 You meet your soul mate. However, there is a catch: Every three years, someone will break both of your soul mate's collarbones with a Crescent wrench, and there is only one way you can stop this from happening: You must swallow a pill that will make every song you hear-for the rest of your life-sound as if it's being performed by the band Alice in Chains. When you hear Creedence Clearwater Revival on the radio, it will sound (to your ears) like it's being played by Alice in Chains. If you see Radiohead (or Mr. Blotto) live, every one of their tunes will sound like it's being covered by Alice in Chains. When you hear a commercial jingle on TV, it will sound like Alice in Chains; if you sing to yourself in the shower, your voice will sound like deceased Alice vocalist Layne Staley performing capella (but it will only sound this way to you). Would you swallow the pill? [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date I would swallow the pill..and then break the chain (see what I did there?) by listning to an Alice In Chains song. Alice in Chains covering Alice In Chains is the antidote (NT) Sammy 11:36:54 10/08/05 Sat =) (NT) -- =), 11:57:21 10/08/05 Sat yup (NT) i'd find a way to take out the vocal tracks from all my cds & just listen to instrumentals for the rest of my life...with my soulmate...and no more broken collarbones. 11:53:57 10/08/05 Sat Re: did you think about this -you could never go see a live show again... you could only listen to cd's... plus think about the soundtracks in movies, etc. I think my soul mate wouldn't let me to take the pill and would be happy to break his collar bones every three year. It would be a vacation for him! hee hee (NT) -- me, 12:38:06 10/08/05 Sat well shit. i won't make that decision until it happens. (NT) -- =), 14:21:03 10/08/05 Sat no no no. no broken collar bones. screw that. how long is the recovery??? (NT) -- ya can't git er dun with a broken collar bone all wacked on pain killers!!! when i'm with my soulmate i ain't wastin any time!!!!, 14:31:02 10/08/05 Sat Re: If you like this question... read the book Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman writer for Spin magazine... I think it is a great question for music fans everywhere me 23:26:58 10/08/05 Sat i like that answer (NT) -- =), 14:55:53 10/11/05 Tue Who the heck is Alice In Chains? Did Mr. Cooper get arrested or something? (NT) ScottB 05:04:45 10/12/05 Wed are ya serious? they had/have some good tunes. havn't listened to them for years. the singers voice would get real annoying pretty fast. (NT) -- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. em, 06:56:18 10/12/05 Wed