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Date Posted: 12:08:05 10/08/05 Sat
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In reply to:
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's message, "Re: So, G-Dub sits down with Donald Rumsfeld for his daily update on the war in Iraq. He asks Mr. Rumsfeld "whats new?" Rumsfeld replys, "3 Brazilian soldiers died last night" G-Dub pauses, puts his head in his hands and asks," Just how many is a brazillion?"" on 08:46:34 10/08/05 Sat
A Hindu, an Arab and President Bush are walking down a country road when it starts to storm. They run to the nearest farmhouse and knock on the door, asking the farmer for shelter. The farmer says he has room for two of them, but the third will have to sleep in the barn. So the Hindu goes to sleep in the barn.
A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's door. It is the Hindu. "In my culture, cows are sacred animals. I couldn't possibly sleep in the same building with a cow." So the Arab goes to sleep in the barn.
A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's door. It is the Arab. "In my culture, swine are filthy animals. I couldn't possibly sleep in the same building with a pig." So president Bush goes to sleep in the barn.
A few minutes later there is a knock at the farmer's door. It is the cow and the pig.
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