Ted's Smoking Women -- Dear John

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Date Posted: 12:22:41 05/12/06 Fri
Author: Mark A.
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Subject: Ted's Smoking Women

"A boy of 25 costs $50." Personally I think he sold himself too cheap. How about you John?

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Ted
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Date Posted: 08:34:48 05/12/06 Fri
In reply to: BobF333 's message, "Tell us about your smoking friday and your weekend plans" on 07:01:22 05/12/06 Fri

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Last night, we gave Kris, Wilma's cigar smoking roommate, a box of cigars. Based on Leather Lungs Lori's suggestion, I had my roommate Gene buy her some El Rey Del Mundo Carona Immensa Maduro. A boy of 25 costs $50. Gene said if we weren't so cheap, we could have bought her 20 cigars for 100 bucks.
We all love Kris but there is a limit. She leaves a great personality behind, but takes her phony ID. She was a little shook at receiving the gift. My roommate Gene bought the things. He took his gf Lisa along who bought a box for herself on her parents' credit card. She said her mother may come down and have one when she sees that purchase.
Anyway a good time was had by all. It was sad because most were leaving and some like Kris and Ginny were graduating.
Lisa passed out cigars. Beatrice smoked her first. Wilma inhaled the thing and then immediately lit a Marlboro. Kris, sadded by the thought of leaving us for a male dominated firehouse, smoked two of Lisa's Marlboro Lights.
Bee later lit her pipe and said she was going to leave it behind since she does not have permission to smoke at home. Dakota, who only had cigarettes, said she told her mother that smoking was the key to losing weight and she planned to smoke when home for the summer.
Her mother told her it would be an outside activity but seemed accepting otherwise. Ginny said her mother would have a fit but there was little way she could hide her smoking. Halway through the cigar, she said she will not be a cigar smoker.
I might be a cigar smoker, Grace said, looking as graceful with a cigar as a cigarette. The cigar is long, 7.25 inches, and fairly thick. It's rated a 47. For those not award, it's about as long but not as thick as my, er, fishing knife.
Wilma's never seen my fishing knife. Lisa ended up with Bee's pipe although I know Wilma was thinking about keeping it warm. Bee made Lisa promise she would not put any weed in the pipe. Lisa said she was not that kind of girl.
When these girls fresh out of high school join Lisa and Wilma in the dorm Monday, the one with Lisa will see her roomy has cigarettes, cigars and a pipe. Wilma only has a carton of Marlboros.
We all hugged as our "study" session ended.

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