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Subject: dear sweet holy mother I'm scared shipless

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Date Posted: 12:21:30 11/25/05 Fri
In reply to: the original 's message, "PLAY with FIRE -- GET BURNED" on 20:35:44 11/24/05 Thu

as the chunky wimp's nemisis says on the t.v. ad, "I'm shaking in my bright yellow shirt." but actually, I'm scared shipless, which means, when I send you a postcard, er, ah, rather, a reach haven postcard, it will only be waves. there will be no picture of a sailing ship upon it. what a pity. you should be ashamed, dear ms. "original", for wreaking such havoc on a poor helpless little thing like me.

you can die happy now, "original", knowing you have frightened me mightily, and I will, to avoid terror from you, take this site off the web.

or you can just die. makes no difference to me. if you were a bug on your back, writhing & trying to turn over, I wouldn't make the effort to step on you and put you out of your misery.

oh, yeah, you might want to try holding your breath til this site goes down.

and put a bag over your head.

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Re: PLAY with FIRE -- GET BURNED	Cathetic	18:08:19 11/26/05 Sat