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Date Posted: 09:03:20 06/27/08 Fri
Author: andypandy
Author Host/IP: 161.112.232.36
Subject: A Women's Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows the answer to "how big is my behind"?
I pray that this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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[> So what is the answer to "How big is my behind?" -- DZR, 09:39:12 06/27/08 Fri [1] (86.164.100.31)

Ooh, ooh, is it "Too big"? Did I get it right?


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[> [> Well, you're very perky this morning aren't you? -- andypandy, 10:05:08 06/27/08 Fri [1] (161.112.232.36)

I'll have you know my behind is very.............

perky

and perfect *shify look*

the swimming helps ;-)


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