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Date Posted: 18:21:45 03/07/10 Sun
Author: Jennifer
Subject: Properly called an enema
In reply to: Sandy 's message, "Husband wants me to give him a douche?" on 17:11:43 03/07/10 Sun

Sandy,

MANY men, 'lucky you,' learn to ask for enemas, once they see that you HAVE a douche bag.

Please see to your husband's desires, and give him frequent enemas.

That will not only keep him loyal, and docile, but will also probably prevent him from ever straying into the arms of another woman.

History has recorded that very few divorces occur in households where the Wife is in charge of her hubby's enemas.

Keep up the good work. You may have found the thing which will keep you and your husband in 'great straits' all the rest of your lives together.

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