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Prof Schtinkenfinger Esq.
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Date Posted: 22:09:44 12/23/01 Sun
In reply to:
sonof
's message, "get the freaky girl u want - gauranteed!!" on 20:05:34 12/11/01 Tue
>er....hello there mr.kicks. my father, mr.f.bloke,
>informed me you may have a few helpful 'hints and
>tips' for me regarding getting the right 'freaky girl'
>that i desire.
>as i am still young and have many years ahead of me to
>try reach the standard my father is at, (he's getting
>old i need to make him feel good), i would welcome any
>help you could offer. i look forward to hearing from
>you.
>yours
>sonof
Meine dear young freundlich.As a young man in der prime of mein life I vas often overcome by zer zame problem as you.Often I found it difficult to talk to der frauleines as zey would laff at mein moustache und mein lederhosen.{Mein mutter made me wear zem,und now I zink zey look damnably sexy,eh?}
Mein advice to you is to take 2 parts schnapps,one part curare und one part rohypnol und administer viz either a blow dart or in a shot glass.Zis should have ze desired effect of makink ze frauleine of your affection pliable and villink to partake of zexual experimentation.Alternatively to unconsciousness und zen Bob is your muttis live in lover.
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