Regalos de Dios -- El Chisto

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Date Posted: 09:52:13 11/06/12 Tue
Author: �AN
Subject: Regalos de Dios

Cuando Dios cre� a Ad�n y Eva les dijo:
- S�lo me quedan dos regalos:
"Uno es el arte de hacer pipi de pie...y... " entonces Ad�n se adelant� y grit�:
- ��Yo!!!, ��Yo!!!, ��Yo!!!, Yo lo quiero, por favor... Se�oooor, ��porfaaavor, porfaaavorrr!!!, mire que me facilitar�a la vida sustancialmente.
Eva asinti�, y dijo que esas cosas no ten�an importancia para ella.
Entonces Dios le dio a Ad�n el regalo y �ste empez� a gritar de alegr�a. Corr�a por el jard�n del Ed�n y hac�a pipi en todos los arbustos, sobre los animales, corr�a por la playa haciendo dibujos con su pipi en la arena, escrib�a su nombre ...En fin, no par� de lucirse.
Dios y Eva contemplaban al hombre loco de felicidad y Eva pregunt� a Dios:
- �Cu�l es el otro regalo?
Dios contest�:
- Orgasmos m�ltiples�

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