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Date Posted: 18:17:50 11/09/12 Fri
Author: ÑAN
Subject: Cenando...

Hace poco llevé a una chica que está bien buena a cenar.
La pasé a buscar por la casa.
Junté un dinerito que como pude, para llevarla a cenar a un restaurante de primera categoría.
Ella pidió las cosas más caras de la carta: Cóctel de Camarones, Langosta, Champán...
Fue ahí que le pregunté inquisitivamente,
- ¿Tu mamá te da de comer así de bien cuando estás en tu casa?
- No - me respondió- ... pero ella no espera que se la chupe hoy en la noche, ni tampoco me va a romper el culo como tú.

Inmediatamente contesté:
- ¿Algún postrecito mi Reina...?

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