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Date Posted: 04:03:39 11/21/12 Wed
Author: �AN
Subject: Disfraces

Tres borrachos estaban yendo a sus casas y al pasar uno le dice a los otros:
- �Miren, ah� hay un concurso de disfraces! �Que tal si vamos y participamos?
Los otros dos dicen que no ten�an disfraces pero deciden improvisar, entonces van y se inscriben y entran al concurso.
Al llegar su turno de uno de ellos decide entrar sin ropa y le pregunta el presentador al borracho:
- �De qu� viene disfrazado usted?
Y le responde:
- Vengo de Ad�n...
El publico le aplaude y el jurado le da 8, 8, 8..
El otro se consigue una teja y se la pone en el trasero y le pregunta el presentador de que venia disfrazado y le responde:
- Yo vengo disfrazado de tejano..
Le pregunta el juez:
- �Como esta disfrazado de tejano si no tiene nada?
Y le dice es que es por teja y ano que da igual a tejano y el jurado por la ocurrencia le da 9, 9, 9.
Al final le toca al �ltimo y entra desnudo, agarr�ndose su cosa y le pregunta el presentador:
- �De qu� viene disfrazado usted?
Y le responde:
- �Yo vengo de refr�n!
- �C�mo que de refr�n?
Y le responde:
- Claro, �m�s vale p�jaro en mano que cientos volando!

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