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Date Posted: 04:17:37 11/26/12 Mon
Author: �AN
Subject: Borracho en la farmacia

Un borracho llega a una droguer�a y le dice al farmaceuta
- �Deme una botella de aguardiente!...
El farmaceuta le dice decentemente al borracho que el no vend�a aguardiente que all� era una farmacia.
El borracho todo furioso le insiste gritando que le diera una botella de aguardiente y el farmaceuta sali�ndose de casillas le dice que all� no se vende licor que es una droguer�a; el borracho agarra por el cuello al farmaceuta y le grita con tono amenazador:
- �Deme una botella de aguardiente!
El farmaceuta para librarse del borracho saca del estante una botella con un jarabe de purga y se lo da al borracho quien lo destapa y se lo chupa de una. De pronto, el borracho se pone las manos en el estomago y sale corriendo a mil por la puerta de la droguer�a y as� corre una, dos y tres cuadras, cuando llega a la tercera cuadra se encuentra a unas se�oras que le preguntan:
- �Se�or, sabe usted donde hay una droguer�a por aqu� cerca?
Y el borracho les dice con las manos en la barriga:
- Si, siga la l�nea amarilla.

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