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Date Posted: 16:48:19 12/10/12 Mon
Author: ÑAN
Subject: Los Reyes Magos

En plena época festiva, una pareja estaba haciendo el amor cuando en el momento cumbre, tocan el timbre…
La mujer se levanta, se asoma a la ventana y le dice a su pareja:
- Amor !!!...son los tres Reyes Magos !!!
El tipo, que estaba excitadísimo grita:
- Pasa a melchor !!!
Y su mujer entusiasmada dice:
- Buenísimo !!!....Hagamos un trío !!!...Pero amor…¿por qué mejor no hacemos entrar a Baltasar que es negro. Dicen que los negros…mmmmmm !!!
El marido le suelta un par de sopapos y le grita:
- Lo que te dije fue pa-sa-me el short, sorda de mierda !!!

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