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New Joke for you

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Mike

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Date Posted: Friday, March 15, 06:41:20am

Hey we all need a good laugh every now and then so.......

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices his oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor, so he stops at the first gas station.

While waiting for the car to be repaired, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He sits down to eat.
Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.
The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."
"No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

Mike

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Re: New Joke for you	Nora	Friday, March 15, 09:08:22pm