Author:
Rock-n-Roll Cowboy
|
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
Date Posted: Tuesday, March 19, 04:09:51pm
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES
He thinks it was a figment of his imagination
and drives on without a second thought.
Soon, he sees another sign which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES
Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.
Then he drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building
with a small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit
who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway,
and was interested in possibly doing business."
"Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is
soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man,
"Please knock on this door."
He does as he is told and this door is answered by
another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup.
This nun instructs,
"Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the
large wooden door at the end of this hallway."
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the
second nun's cup.
He trots eagerly down the hall and slips
through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him,
he finds himself back in the parking lot,
facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
SERVES YOU RIGHT!
[
Next Thread |
Previous Thread |
Next Message |
Previous Message
]
|
Feedback: 
Roadie Joke Of The Day