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Subject: Re: EVIL test for the masses! Author: . [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: Saturday, July 06, 10:44:23am In reply to: Tommy 's message, "Re: EVIL test for the masses!" on Saturday, July 06, 04:57:27am Tommy's REAL assessment from the Evil test: You are a sweet Mary. You like to prance around in daisies. You sing "The Rainbow Connection" while cleaning up after other people, sacrificing your own sleep for little pay and even less gratitude. You dance in 50's Bobby Sox-style to heavy metal as a means of assimilation. In fact, any black you may wear is in the hopes of masking your more benevolent, beatific notions and ideals, possibly as a means of infiltrating the roughest groups of society in hopes of ultimately adducing them to your kinder, gentler ways. You show up six hours early to set up other people's equipment because they are out committing evil deeds. You always point spotlights below people's eyes , wary not to blind them during their performance, and you don't laugh at bass players when they mess up their vocals because they haven't practiced (because they were out, once again, committing evil deeds). YOU ARE WAY TOO KIND, TOMMY BOY. Come over to our Evil side. Our numbers are too large to deny. We have you surrounded. -Sinisterly yours, S A T A N & his minions [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]