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Date Posted: 10:58:21 03/04/07 Sun
Author: Lemon [tm admin] (round)
Subject: What a Terrible Mess this is!

Byrtwold enters stage right with a bone china cup and a newspaper.

"Yes, friends, Terrible Mess is resurrecting itself from InvisionFree obscurity and we need your help. Please send 1 million dollars care of Byrt to the Twenty-Seventh Dunge..."

*anvil drops*

...

*muzac interlude*

Byrtwold comes in looking rather disheveled and bashes the muzac speaker in with a baseball bat.

"As I was saying, we need your....participation. Get involved and let us know what could make this site the best ever."

The audience blinks in either confusion or dismay, it's not entirely clear which.

"Alright, we'll just settle for active...."

A rather plump and juicy lemon rolls onto stage, looking very sleepy and not all together pleased.

"Whats this I hear about starting this mess up again! Haven't you been enjoying your vacation Byrt! I met so many hot peppers while i was gone!"

"If you call 5 angry housewives, eighty pounds of lettuce and 2 spitting llamas enjoying my vacation...."

Rubbing his eyes sleepily, the lemon shrugged, "Oh well, I guess I might meet some nice fruits here, though I am very disappointed in the amount of two-leggers, its becoming dangerous to be a citrus fruit around here!"

Byrt looks slightly disgruntled, and appears to have nothing to say to that. Grunting, he exits stage left.

Waving to the audience, or so it appears, Lemon winks at a jalepeno and rolls out the side exit to the hot salsa club down the street.


Terrible Mess - Role Playing with a Sense of Humor
// If we were not so lazy, we might make a banner for here, but we are so just pretend we made one //

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