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Subject: Re: Drunk and disorderly. Must find a hotty, or a fatty...


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ez money
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Date Posted: 08:27:47 05/03/01 Thu
In reply to: Buzzkill 's message, "Re: Drunk and disorderly. Must find a hotty, or a fatty..." on 06:51:40 05/03/01 Thu

buzzkill, you are such a rocker! i am quite glad that you are willing to participate in the exploitation of our young friend here.

i think that i should prove to be quite interesting if we could see if different types of alcohol rendered different effects too. this could be like one of those high school science projects.

wasted, i say you go on with buzzkills plan tonight, but i want you drinking strictly jamison. we'll see how that unfolds, then we will trudge forward newer and better missions.

-$ ez money $-


>First of all, this is a great fucking idea! If only I
>were single it would be a bit more amusing. But
>anywho, try these pickup lines for surefire success-
>1. "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
>2. "Do you have any hot daughters?"
>3. "Would like to go out for some pizza and
>fuck?....What? You don't like pizza?"(an oldy but
>goody)
>Good luck young soldier!
>-Buzzkill
>
>>"Alright now folks! You don't have to go home but you
>>can't stay here!"
>>
>>Nightly I hear those fateful words as I begin my last
>>pint at one of many of the fine drinking
>>establishments around Dublin.
>>
>>But my Drinking lacks a purpose, a goal...
>>
>>I have recently discovered that goal. But I need your
>>help. All of you little cash money girls and cash
>>money boys out there in tv land must help me out
>>nightly.
>>
>>Beginning this Thursday 03/05/01 I will start drinking
>>whatever you ask of me. I will begin at 2100hr
>>nightly. The results of the previous night’s
>>intoxication will be posted on the main site the
>>following day.
>>
>>Many of the regulars to the main site might remember a
>>few of my past exploits as a drunkard. It will be fun
>>for all.
>>
>>I am also open to challenges, scavenger hunts, and
>>strange lines to try on ladies at the bar.
>>
>>So bring it on you silly nazis. And let the games
>>begin...
>>
>>-Wasted
>>
>>BTW- remember Dublin resides in GMT a full 5hrs before
>>Eastern Standard Time in the US so get yo ass up early
>>and post.

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