Re: Hardcore Handicap Match if ya got any balls -- True Test of Skill Wrestling Federation

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Date Posted: 15:06:14 09/24/99 Fri
Author: The Freak Show
Subject: Re: Hardcore Handicap Match if ya got any balls
In reply to: X FACTOR 's message, "Hardcore Handicap Match if ya got any balls" on 02:27:32 09/24/99 Fri

(A scene is shown in a back alley. Death Trap and Grave Digger are each standing behind different trash cans, throwing trash at each other. They are missing by a mile, and it's obvious that both of them are drunk.)

Grave Digger: Take that Death Trap.

(Grave Digger misses by a long shot and hits the camera lens. You see a big blotch of banana on the screen. The camera reaches in front of the camera and wipes it off.)

Cameraman: Watch it. I bought this camera a week ago.

Death Trap: Well sorry. What the hell took you so long?

Grave Digger: Yah. Well, you're here so I guess we can begin. X-Factor, you think you're all big and buff, just cause you challenge some tag team to a handicap match?

Death Trap: Well, GD and I both know you're just trying to make people think you have some actual talent. Well, you don't, so dream on.

Grave Digger: We still except your match, seeing as we don't have a match for one of the cards. It can't be on Flames, because I'm beating Death Trap's @$$ on that show. But, we can beat you next Friday, we're open then, I think.

Death Trap: Ya, what he said.

(Grave Digger throws a stray cat at Death Trap and it lands on his head. The cat is clawing him all over. Grave Digger falls to the crowd, laughing viciously.)

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